Canada tops world popularity poll, Israel is last

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Sportsdude

[h3]Canada tops world popularity poll, Israel is last[/h3]CTV

Canada is ranked No. 1 in a new world popularity poll that looked at attitudes toward 12 major nations. Israel received the worst rating of the group. [/p]  The survey polled more than 28,000 people for the British Broadcasting Corp.'s World Service, asking them to rate 12 countries as having a positive or negative influence on the world. The countries on the list included: Britain, Canada, China, France, India, Iran, Israel, Japan, North Korea, Russia, the United States, and Venezuela. [/p]  Canada was viewed positively by 54 per cent of respondents while 14 per cent held a negative image. [/p]  Israel had the worst rating with only 17 per cent sharing a positive view of the country and 56 per cent with a negative rating. For Iran, 18 per cent were positive and 54 per cent negative. [/p]  The United States had the third highest negative rating with 51 per cent citing the country as negative and 30 per cent positive. North Korea had a slightly better rating than the U.S. -- 48 per cent negative and 19 per cent positive. [/p]  Japan and France followed Canada with the best rankings. Britain, China and India were all viewed more positively than negatively. [/p]  Meanwhile, Russia had more negative than positive responses while opinions on Venezuela were evenly split. [/p] The 27-member European Union received a 53 per cent positive rating and a 19 per cent negative rating.[/p]  "It appears that people around the world tend to look negatively on countries whose profile is marked by the pursuit of military power," said Steven Kull, director of the University of Maryland's Program on International Policy Attitudes, which conducted the research along with pollster GlobeScan. [/p] "Countries that relate to the world primarily through soft power, like France and Japan and the EU in general, tend to be viewed positively," he told the Associated Press. [/p] About 1,000 people in 27 different countries including the U.S., Britain, France, Germany, Russia, China, India, Brazil, Mexico and Australia were surveyed. As well, four predominantly Muslim countries -- Egypt, Turkey, the United Arab Emirates and Indonesia -- and two countries with large Muslim populations -- Lebanon and Nigeria -- were polled. [/p] The respondents were interviewed in person and over the phone from November to mid-January. Depending on the country, the margin of error ranges from 3.1 per cent to 4.9 per cent.
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"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Devil

So if the world was High School, Canada would be the Sports Jock that is also friends with the Computer dudes, and Smokes weed with the Stoners, all the while, helping out the Motorhead with their Camaros.

  What would the US be? Canada's buddy that gives kidney shots to his friends. Locks the unpopular kids in a garbage can and rolls it down the hill.

Sportsdude

lol

High School scenario, everyone has a clique

High School
The Principal: The UN- accused by the Bullies of being too pro Nice Group and too friendly to the Weaklings.

The Nice Group:  The smart kids, nice kids, idealistic dreamers, the student organizers.  Ecceltic group of nerds, normal kids and pacifists
Canada - super nice people, they have no beefs on anyone.  Always get high marks in Outstanding Behaviour
Japan - the nerds
France - dreamers
EU- the student group organizer

The Power Hungry Nice: (Ultimate goal is to change the Bullies but the want the power of the Bullies)
Australia- They belong in with the Nice but they have this complex that makes them want to be exactly like the US.
UK- good friends with the Nice but they like to play dirty with the US.  They live like the Nice but dream of the power the US has.

The Bullies
US- they want your lunch money, they pick on the weaklings, they think the weaklings are out to get them. Desperately want to be in with the Nice but don't like their outlook on life because the bullies are missing something. They have this I want it all complex.  They don't like it when the Nice get in their way.  They secretly despise the Nice.  Think that the principal shows favouritism towards them.
Israel- they're outcasts who gravitate towards the US bullies because it gets them noticed, even though everyone in the school knows they're being used.  

The Weaklings
North Korea- they're tired of being picked on by the Bullies, they are sworn enemies of the Bullies
Iran- see north korea.  They want revenge, but if not they totally want to sabatoge the Bullies lives.


The Confused- the lost
Venezeula- nobody knows what to think of them.  They're stuck inbetween the Weaklings, Bullies, and Nice group.  They don't like the Bullies so they side with the Weaklings in their fued, but they don't like the weaklings tatics.  And some in the nice group have a soft heart for them.

The Goths- (the not to be trusted)
Russia- nobody knows what to make of them, they used to be in the Weaklings but then where embraced by the bullies and the Nice.  Now they are looked on with skepticism.  They are loners now, nobody knows what side they are on.



 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Devil

lol!

you could do one for each state too in the US. I am sure California would be a different personality than Alabama.

TehBorken

 Devil wrote:
 you could do one for each state too in the US. I am sure California would be a different personality than Alabama.

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Alaska: Jeez, it's cold.
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet
Delaware: Everything is smaller here!
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Florida: America's wang
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes. Well Okay, Not Really, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nebraska: Land of Two Seasons - Winter and Construction
Nevada: Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Hampshire: Just like Old Hampshire, but newer
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Ohio: Where one of your dad's friends lives
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl - It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Vermont: Gettin' busy with New Hampshire since 1791
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family - Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
Wisconsin: Come Smell our Dairy Air
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men (And The Sheep Are Scared)

 
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Sportsdude

Lol lets see I'll do one for the U.S. (this is quite fun actually) hmm someone could turn my high school scenario into a tv show. If you think about it politics is glorified high school. Politics is glorified Student Council with power.
 
 The US scenario is easy:
 Student Council leader: The Southerners
 Opposition Groups: (coalition) West Coast, East Coast.
 
 When the West coat/East Coast coalition takes power the two sides bicker on what to do.  The west says the east doesn't go far enough. (the east coast leader is always elected Head of Student Council from the group)
 
 When one of the Southerners gets elected head of student council the east and the west threaten to leave the school, the midwest is skeptical of the south's ideas along with the Southwest.  They only like certain issues on the southerners ticket.
 
 The West Coasters: the hippies, revolutionary thinkers, pacifists, not really religious. Free Spirits
 The East Coasters: they like money, they are religious, they're rich sorta snobbish.  Good pals with the Westies
 
 The Fly overs:
 Midwesters:  They hate the west coasters they think they're the anti-christ, they're very religious, despise west coast and east coast thought.  Have a chip on their shoulder because people call them not very smart and put them in a league with the Rednecks.
 In this group: Kansas, South Dakota, North Dakota, Missouri, Oklahoma, Iowa, Indiana
 
 The Southerners: (rednecks)
 Despise the west and east, think that they'll rise again in power and take over the west and east.  They are extremely religious wouldn't mind a theocratic Student Council.  Wish the Midwesterners would completely come to their side and defeat the evil ideology of the east and the west.
 In this group: Florida, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas, Arkansas, Tennessee, Kentucky, North and South Carolina, Southern Virginia
 
 The Southwesterners:
 They're rebels.  They have grasped the ideology of the Southerners but they feel that the southerners take all the credit,  some people in the southwestern group are going towards the west.
 
 In Coalition with the West and the Easters:
 Minnesota, Wisconsin, Illinois- they would be in with the westerners and easterns but they are not on the coasts.
 
 Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvannia, West Virginia- in coalition with the Easterners but their values are midwestern, only in with the East because the East controls their interests.
 
   
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Adam_Fulford

 That is crazy stuff.  These respondents are totally out to lunch.  Terrorist-sponsoring countries like Pakistan and Saudi Arabia (where most of the 9/11 terrorists hailed from) are a hell of a lot worse than Israel. And North Korea is a bizarre and backwards hell-hole that embodies the horrors of Communism, a horrific system of governance that has resulted in mass starvation and murder in several of the countries afflicted with it -- from the Ukraine to Cambodia to China.

That is why the integrity of United States democracy is so important to me, and why it is so vital to dump the [a href="http://www.bradblog.com"]electronic vote-rigging machines[/a]. Despite the crimes of corrupt extremist fascists such as recently convicted[a href="http://www.rawstory.com/news/2007/ExWhite_House_adviser_guilty_of_4_0306.html"] Lewis "Scooter" Libby[/a], aided and abetted by the  panting and fawning dictatorship-licking cultists of the [a href="http://cnn.com"]Overwhelmingly Fascist Media[/a] that is owned by a handful of corporations that are presently trying to take-over and censor the Internet --  the United States is the cradle of democracy, heading in a supremely self-defeating direction though it certainly is.  Presently, the United States' worst enemy is itself.