Ask the Raver a question thread

Raver · Feb 13 07 03:35

Inspired by Lise, I've decided to open a thread dedicated to answering all your questions about life.

Wednesday Feb 14 is my last day in cubicle hell. (or fattening pen as I call it) so I won't be around here as much for awhile. I'll answer everything posted for at least 24 hours, maybe more if the thread is entertaining.

No topic is out of bounds, and every question gets an answer. Ask away

purelife · Feb 13 07 03:36

So Raver, do you like to be on top or on the bottom?

Lise · Feb 13 07 03:36

Is a vibrator God's gift to women?

Raver · Feb 13 07 03:37

purelife wrote:
So Raver, do you like to be on top or on the bottom?

I'd be on the bottom because I could never get over you

purelife · Feb 13 07 03:38

Describe how you look in a suit and what kind of cologne you wear.

Lise · Feb 13 07 03:38

Does Raver like to smell purple? *snicker snicker*

Raver · Feb 13 07 03:39

Lise wrote:
Is a vibrator God's gift to women?[/DIV]

Sort of. Its actually a cheap knock off of my actual body parts. However, mine vibrates due to advanced stages of epilepsy.

Raver · Feb 13 07 03:41

purelife wrote:
Describe how you look in a suit and what kind of cologne you wear.

I don't wear clothes and I smell like a monkey. Some women like my animal scent

purelife · Feb 13 07 03:42

Why are men (and some women) not like to say the "I love you" phrase?

Raver · Feb 13 07 03:43

Lise wrote:
Does Raver like to smell purple? *snicker snicker*

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I suspect theres a joke in here I'm missing. So after careful consideration, the answer is 11.

Raver · Feb 13 07 03:45

purelife wrote:
Why are men (and some women) not like to say the "I love you" phrase?

Because after using it a few times to get laid, you realize its more trouble than its worth.

P.C. · Feb 13 07 06:23

Does Raver like to smell purple? *snicker snicker*

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I suspect theres a joke in here I'm missing. [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #c080ff"]So after careful consideration, the answer is 11.[/FONT]

This is my favourite answer.[/DIV]

CK · Feb 13 07 06:39

Where did the handle "Raver" come from?

Was it due to a time in your life (late 90s - early 00s) of underground club freedom dancing on ecstasy?

weird al · Feb 13 07 07:12

How come, although the moon is only one-ninth the size of the earth, it is so much farther away?

P.C. · Feb 13 07 07:39

LOL weird al.

Answer THAT Raver. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a077.gif" border=0]