What are you thinking right now?

[:)]

Surf's up!  

[tenkani]

[div class="wordoftheday"]                [div class="word"]                   [a href="vny!://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=I%27m+not+gay+seat&defid=2200836"]I'm not gay seat[/a][span class="smallcaps"][/span]                [/div]                [div class="definition"]The empty seat in a movie theater that two males leave between them to show the rest of the audience that they are straight.

[/div]                [div class="example"]Bob: I went to a movie with John the other day but we left the I'm not gay seat, so no one thought it was weird.

I LUV URBANDIC SO MUCH    
[/div]             [/div]  

[Sportsdude]

lol my friend and I do that when the theatre isn't packed but my cousin and I don't really seem to care lol.  

[purelife]

LOL tenkani.  It's dark.  Nobody really cares.  That's how I think.  

  If I saw an empty seat between two guys, I'd plop my a** in the middle.  

[tenkani]

 Blogorrhea    

To write a blog entry just for the sake of posting an entry, not because you have done anything interesting today.

"I couldn't really think of anthing good to blog about, so my last post was real blogorrhea."


Hehe, sort of reminds me of the DV/DS experience.
It still beats being productive though  
   

[Sportsdude]

purelife wrote:
[div style="font-style: italic;"]LOL tenkani.  It's dark.  Nobody really cares.  That's how I think.  [/div] [div style="font-style: italic;"] [/div] If I saw an empty seat between two guys, I'd plop my a** in the middle.  

That would make the move soooo much more interesting...
 

[tenkani]

Bonobo        
a species of monkey that enjoys sexual activities. such as so-called "penis fencing", GG rubbing, and oral sex. they use sexual habits as a "friendly handshake" of sorts.

The diversity of erotic contacts in bonobos includes sporadic oral sex, massage of another individual's genitals and intense tongue-kissing.

 
Bonobo        
n. A species of chimpanzee (Pan paniscus) of north-central Congo (formerly Zaire), having black hair and more arboreal habits than the common chimpanzee (P. troglodytes). Also called pygmy chimpanzee.

"That bonobo just f*cked his sister for a piece of fruit."

[Lise]

I'm thinking tenkani's mind is at one with teh monkeys these days.

 

[tenkani]

We all have our inner bonobo      

[Sportsdude]

thats runs on overdrive.....  

[tenkani]

I was not Bonobo
Protested not very
proud Bonobo all in all
to follow the not
die not very proud all in all
to follow the die
Of which you were born
Tiny man
By strange bizarrery
From natural mother
Of mom Lucy

O my Man
cousins, female
O my youngest children
Who claim themselves human
Sometimes I request
I sigh Bonobo
If that were worth the sorrow
to try hard
So that our warlike race
Burning, carnivorous
all the scene Occupies?

Thus overcome
Without one ounce of venom
Sinking in his den
Sadly bonobo
While more malignant
the man passes everywhere
seizing the ground
invented a destiny

 

[Lise]

OMG. *sheds a tear*  

  Did you write that out yourself?

[tenkani]

No. I merely mangled and slightly reworded it in an online translator    
But I think it says exactly what we're all feeling right now.
JE T'AIME BONOBO!!!!
 

[Lise]

[img height=783 src="vny!://i13.tinypic.com/33u7hvm.gif" width=528]

  Well, just for that, you can have this bonobo poetry-in-motion.

[tenkani]

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE!!!      :O


P.S.
Spoo      
A substance that male vampires ejaculate in place of sperm, which is absent from their bodies. Spoo, like all other liquids in a vampire's body (besides the blood that they drink) is venom.