My Fine Is...

Started by TehBorken, Feb 03 07 04:55

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TehBorken

Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
 Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
 Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Tally it up!
 
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Russ

Whats yours unfair!!!

  Mines 870.6

  No Im not breaking it down. I was laughing as i went through ti though.
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

P.C.

I'm not falling for this one again.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a213.gif" border=0]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Russ

Why, you think you can beat my score PC? lol.

  Giver a go.
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

P.C.

I think this is the same one purelife posted some time ago.  I'm still broke.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

kingy

i see Russ has the .60 cents!!
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P.C.

Hahahhaaaa....good memory kingy.  That one was a bit of an issue.  (although I don't remember the one for a dime)  I thought that the 50 cent'er was the only one under a buck.  
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lise

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

P.C.

[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a176.gif" border=0].........Lise
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lise

And I wanted to cheat too!!! Waah!!
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

P.C.

But you COULDN'T.....right?  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a170.gif" border=0]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lise

Nope. I did deliberate over the Sex in the Church part but decided it wouldn't be good for my soul. I couldn't tell a lie on DS, could I? *wink wink*
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Russ

Lise wrote:
 $55.50 [/DIV]
 Thats it? You lived in down under too!
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

Sportsdude

I've done about all of the ones that don't include sex or pot. Blame it on my teen angst about 3 years ago.  Then when all my friends and I turned 18 it didn't seem as cool anymore.

The best was crashing the prom dressed in those mexican gallon hats.  Granted once we got in their the school officials saw who we were of course but since we didn't pay they had the cops case us out of the building. lol at least we got everyone to laugh.  Good thing they never caught us or lol.  Schools are so uptight.
 
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