Just how nerdy are you?

Started by Lise, Feb 03 07 03:58

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Sportsdude

If I'm a 'nerd' at anything its finding new types of music.  I find bands before they become huge for some reason.  I guess thats due to listening to college radio.  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

purelife

 [P align=center][FONT size=6]Your Score Summary[/FONT]

 [P align=left]Overall, you scored as follows:

 [P align=center][img]vny!://www.nerdtests.com/thetester/images/php/weird_bar.php?high=73&low=27"]

 [P align=center][FONT color=#00cc00]73[/FONT]% scored higher (more nerdy), and
[FONT color=#0000cc]27[/FONT]% scored lower (less nerdy).

 [P align=center]What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

Not nerdy, but definitely not hip.


Sportsdude

Welcome to the 'normal' club purelife!
 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

purelife

I'd like to be out of the normal club, thanks.

Sportsdude

lol why? I've tried to be 'hip' and well that was an experiment gone bad.  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Russ

I dunno purelife.. Im normal. Its everyone else around me who's messed up and abnormal.

  :)
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

purelife

Its everyone else around me who's messed up and abnormal.  
[/DIV]LOL, these people make me more abnormal and more messed up. ;)  There's no such thing as "normal," imo.

Russ

No, thats what Im saying.. YOU are normal, and its everyone else that isnt! I just go through my day telling myself that Im normal. Period.
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

purelife

Huh?  Now I'm confused.  My mind isn't thinking straight this morning.  I haven't had my morning tea yet.  I'd much rather be in bed cuddled up with my blankey and hiding there for a few days...ya know, like hibernating.

Russ

See! Its working...

  JK. No worries, Im having a coffee.
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

tenkani

[font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][p align="center"][font color="#00cc00"]25[/font]% scored higher (more nerdy), and
       [font color="#0000cc"]75[/font]% scored lower (less nerdy).[/p]         [p align="center"]What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

          Mid-Level Nerd.  Wow, it takes a lot of hard nerdy practice to reach this level.[/p][/font]
25% scored higher (more nerdy), and
75% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

Mid-Level Nerd. Wow, it takes a lot of hard nerdy practice to reach this level.

They see me mowin' my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I wanna roll with the gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Really, really white and nerdy

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
M.C. Escher, that's my favorite red M.C.
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are Cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
At Pascal, well I'm number one (one)
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat, but I got a soddering gun (what?)
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in jvascript as well as Klingon

Here's the part I sing on...

You see me roll on my segway I know in my heart they think I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I'd like to roll with the gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy

I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics
You know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect them
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

I got a business doing websites (websites)
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a homepage for my dog, yo
I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop - hope no one sees me gettin' freaky

I'm nerdy in the extreme
Whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and glee club
And even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin', they're laughin'
And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so
White and nerdy

Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy

I wanna bowl with the gangstas
But oh well, it's obvious I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Russ

LOL, wheres weird al when you need him hey?
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

Sportsdude

I have that song. lol  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lise

ROTFL. Good one, tenkani. I would never have thought you to be anywhere nerdy. Ultra-cool hippie maybe but definitely not a nerd.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

tenkani

Yeah    :(
I'm just nerdy enough to be socially inept without gaining the benefit of real technical competence.
Being a semi-nerd is for the birds!
 
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

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