Crazy Christians!!!

Started by Marik, Feb 01 07 02:45

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Marik

Check this site out:
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(it doesn't take long to register)

It's hard to believe people that ignorant can fill up a board... makes DV look good!

Marik

I figured I should give some examples...


"WELCOME TO THE NO SPIN ZONE OF CHRISTIANITY! HEAR IT THE WAY GOD INTENDED!!!

WARNING: If you are UnSaved, the full-force of God's Love may be too much for your delicate sensibilities. If so, LEAVE NOW!!!"

"YOU DON'T BREAK GOD'S LAW... IT BREAKS YOU"

"A Message of compassion to nonchristians: You are a sinner and you WILL die. God did not create man to die. He created him to live forever that we may enjoy God and God may enjoy us. But the first man, Adam, decided to disobey God--and as a result, he DIED. Adam is not alone in transgressing against God--every child of Adam has also sinned. Every eyeball that reads these words belongs to a transgressor. Yes, YOU reader have transgressed the law of God--and you will die as a result. Your own common sense tells you that an all-holy God will not allow liars, murderers, rapists, sodomites, boasters, sorcerers, whoremongers and thieves in His home. Common sense tells you that criminals belong in JAIL. Well, YOU are a criminal. You've broken God's laws and those who die without a pardon will enter into the holding pen (hell) and eventually the penitentary which is the lake of fire. Amen!"


Geez... what can I say?
 

Sportsdude

"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

TehBorken

  Marik wrote:
"A Message of compassion to nonchristians: You are a sinner and you WILL die.

Thats compassion?? Thanks, I'll pass on their nutty definition of  "compassion".


But the first man, Adam, decided to disobey God--and as a result, he DIED. Adam is not alone in transgressing against God--every child of Adam has also sinned.

That's as ridiculous as saying that if your mom or dad stole something, you're guilty of stealing too. Which is clearly insane thinking.


Yes, YOU reader have transgressed the law of God--and you will die as a result.

I'm immune, since I don't believe in this kooky guy-in-the-sky bullshit.


Your own common sense tells you that an all-holy God will not allow liars, murderers, rapists, sodomites, boasters, sorcerers, whoremongers and thieves in His home.

Common sense and my own eyes tell me that these kinds oof people are all over the place, so obviously god DOES allow them in his home.


Well, YOU are a criminal. You've broken God's laws and those who die without a pardon will enter into the holding pen (hell) and eventually the penitentary which is the lake of fire. Amen!"


Gee, with a friendly "come-on-in-and-make-yourself-at-home" sales pitch like that, who wouldn't feel right at home with these f*cking fruitcakes?!

 
 
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Sportsdude

Anybody seen the movie Jesus Camp? 5 year olds are praying to a life size bush cut out.  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

P.C.

A Message of compassion to nonchristians: You are a sinner and you WILL die.

  So now they're claiming to have discovered the fountain of youth too ?

  If I become a christian, will I then NOT die?  Wow.....somebody missed grade 3 science class.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Sportsdude

I just go for the music.  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lise

Wow. Message of compassion indeed. *shakes head in disbelief*

  I tell ya, it isn't the religion that makes people crazy, it's the people themselves.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Sportsdude

too much jesus juice  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."