Damn, they just found this thing [a href="vny!://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/technology/technology.html?in_article_id=431041&in_page_id=1965"]floating around near[/a] Japan. Holy crap.
I'd have no problem getting away from one of these things, because the moment I saw it I'd blow a wad of crap out my ass that would propel me through the water like a Saturn IV rocket. Plus I'd foul the water so bad this thing would die.