Why is DV so slow?

Started by TheAngel, Jan 22 07 07:16

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TheAngel

Haha Tenkani!!  So true :)

I'm imaging a floppy rag-doll cat.  I had a cat who like to snuggle against my neck at night when i was a kid so i know the value of being wrapped in fur...the alive kind i mean!

*Ping*!!!  
 

tenkani

Cats can be the floppiest, furriest creatures on this Earth.
And then suddenly they can transmorph into sharp and horrific balls of pain.
They are a neverending puzzle; an enigma that mankind will never solve, but will never tire of trying.
Thus dogs suck     >:(
 
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

TheAngel

tenkani wrote:
[span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-style: italic;"]Cats can be the floppiest, furriest creatures on this Earth.[/span][br style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-style: italic;"][span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-style: italic;"]And then suddenly they can transmorph into sharp and horrific balls of pain.[/span]
They are a neverending puzzle; an enigma that mankind will never solve, but will never tire of trying.
Thus dogs suck     >:(
 

^ Those are words of truth, no doubt!

Bless you Tenkani!!! :)
 

Lise

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  WHAT the frack you have against us, tenkani??
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

tenkani

 Grrrrrr!!!
Imagine a pic of a furry cat swinging a very large tire iron!!
Sheesh, that just doesn't have the same effect as actually posting a pic.
Stupid broken computer     :(
   
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

TheAngel


*snicker* This kitty could totally take that sharp-toothed monster!  ;)
 

tenkani

I don't know, Domo-kuns are tough little bastards!!

Don't let the plushy skins fool you, those guys can bite through steel when provoked!!!

For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Orca

Dogs have friends and masters ...

Cats have entourages and assistants ...




tenkani

Sounds about right!

[FONT face="Arial Narrow" color=#ff0000 size=7]Orca!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/FONT]

 
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Orca

tenkiiii!

  Why is DV slowness discussed in DS?

  What's for lunch?

I am starving now...  

funnystuff

tenkani wrote:
 I don't know, [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffbf"]Domo-kuns are tough little bastards[/FONT]!!

Don't let the plushy skins fool you, [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffbf"]those guys can bite through steel when provoked[/FONT]!!!

 [img style="WIDTH: 560px; HEIGHT: 423px" height=500 src="vny!://i9.tinypic.com/2rmp0qu.jpg" width=609]


   

tenkani

tenkiiii!

Why is DV slowness discussed in DS?

  Because, dear friend, DS evolved as a reaction to DV.

Without DV, DS would not exist.

We have forged ourselves in the traditions of our ancestors and built a whining force of extraordinary magnitude. You have our gratitude.  
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

TehBorken

  tenkani wrote:  Because, dear friend, DS evolved as a reaction to DV.

There's some truth to that, but I don't know if I'd say it was a 'reaction'. I just liked the idea of a "city-centric" website and Seattle didn't really seem to have anything like that. I don't count all of the crappy, corprate hack jobs like King 5 "Talk Back" [span style="text-decoration: line-through;"]cesspool[/span] 'community forum' and other similar promo-driven blogs and comment boards hatched from the oversized asses of overpaid marketing managers who should all die, writhing in the Fires Of Hell. But I digress...



Without DV, DS would not exist.

Yup. I don't know if I'd have gotten the idea from another city's site eventually, but DV was what spurred me to create DS.



We have forged ourselves in the traditions of our ancestors and built a whining force of extraordinary magnitude. You have our gratitude.

No comment, mainly because I haven't a clue as to what all them goddamn big werds mean.

 
 
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Russ

tenkiiii!

Why is DV slowness discussed in DS?

tenkani wrote:
Because, dear friend, DS evolved as a reaction to DV.

Without DV, DS would not exist.

We have forged ourselves in the traditions of our ancestors and built a whining force of extraordinary magnitude. You have our gratitude.

 
 LOL!!!!
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

tenkani

Hehe, I was exaggerating a bit, oh yes.

What I should have said was that most of the users here fled DV as soon as they found this place, and so while a DS might exist without them, it would be a completely different animal. The DV experience has definitely shaped the community here, which is why we have seen so many DV-related threads pop up!  
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

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