Have you ever noticed that Paris Hilton looks
a lot like Smurfette?
[p style="font-weight: bold;"]The similarities don't end at appearances either:[/p]
Smurfette: Premiered in 1981 on NBC
Paris Hilton: Born 17 February 1981[/p]
Smurfette: Was magically created out of clay by Gargamel to cause jealousy and competition between smurfs
Paris Hilton: Has a clay personality, thinks everyone is jealous, and wants famous men fighting over her[/p]
Smurfette: Considered to be the worst singer in all of Smurfdom
Paris Hilton: Did you ever listen to her album, [em]Paris[/em]?[/p]
Smurfette: Wears tiny white dresses that barely cover her smurfly parts
Paris Hilton: Wears tiny white dresses, and often shows her, uh, smurfly parts[/p]
Smurfette: Always causing trouble, including flooding of the smurf village
Paris Hilton: Do we need to go into details?[/p]
Smurfette: Underwent extensive plastic smurfery to become a blond bombshell
Paris Hilton: Underwent extensive plastic surgery to transform her from smurfly-looking to tabloid-worthy[/p]
Smurfette: Has large smurf feet
Paris Hilton: Is embarassed that plastic surgery couldn't shrink her large feet [/p]
Smurfette: Lives under a mushroom in a strange fantasy world
Paris Hilton: Lives a strange fantasy life, and (based on her smarts) presumably grew up under a mushroom[/p] Coincidence? I think not....
