Paris Hilton and Smurfette - separated at birth?

Started by TehBorken, Jan 15 07 06:45

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TehBorken

Have you ever noticed that Paris Hilton looks a lot like Smurfette?

[p style="font-weight: bold;"]The similarities don't end at appearances either:[/p] Smurfette:  Premiered in 1981 on NBC
 Paris Hilton:  Born 17 February 1981[/p] Smurfette:  Was magically created out of clay by Gargamel to cause jealousy and competition between smurfs
 Paris Hilton:  Has a clay personality, thinks everyone is jealous, and wants famous men fighting over her[/p] Smurfette:  Considered to be the worst singer in all of Smurfdom
 Paris Hilton:  Did you ever listen to her album, [em]Paris[/em]?[/p] Smurfette:  Wears tiny white dresses that barely cover her smurfly parts
 Paris Hilton:  Wears tiny white dresses, and often shows her, uh, smurfly parts[/p] Smurfette:  Always causing trouble, including flooding of the smurf village
 Paris Hilton:  Do we need to go into details?[/p] Smurfette:  Underwent extensive plastic smurfery to become a blond bombshell
 Paris Hilton:  Underwent extensive plastic surgery to transform her from smurfly-looking to tabloid-worthy[/p] Smurfette:  Has large smurf feet
 Paris Hilton:  Is embarassed that plastic surgery couldn't shrink her large feet [/p] Smurfette:  Lives under a mushroom in a strange fantasy world
 Paris Hilton:  Lives a strange fantasy life, and (based on her smarts) presumably grew up under a mushroom[/p] Coincidence?  I think not....
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

P.C.

Hahahahhaaaa.....the similarities are remarkable.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Russ

Hey! Lets not demean the lovely miss smurfette! I grew up on the smurfs with Gargamel, Azrael, and the smurfs...

  Uh, I thought the news was joking when they said that paris had a cd out.

  Does anybody remember the Gummi Bears?
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

TehBorken

 P.C. wrote:
Hahahahhaaaa.....the similarities are remarkable.

Coincidence, or International Conspiracy? You be the judge!

 
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

P.C.

 Does anybody remember the Gummi Bears?



Like the jelly beanie type candies without the bean?

 
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Russ

P.C. wrote:
  Does anybody remember the Gummi Bears?



Like the jelly beanie type candies without the bean?[/DIV]

 
 No, not that..

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Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

Lise

Oh yeeeah! Gummi Bears. Yep. I remember them.

  Ya gotta give more credit to Smurfette. As least she was much more intelligent than Paris.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Gopher

Hung out with a better class of person too.
A fool's paradise is better than none.

purelife

I remember Gummi Bears. I liked it.  I also like Chipendale, Rescue Rangers.

Sportsdude

oh I remember those! brings back good times. :)
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Ally

lol!

  I don't have anything against any celebrity.  For the most part I actually feel sorry for them being chased around by paparazzi.  

  However, I have different feelings when it comes to Paris Hilton.  I saw her on Jay Leno one night and she is nothing but a nasty, mean, rude, stupid cow.  You should have heard what was coming out of her mouth.  
"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts." (Sign hanging in Einstein's office at Princeton)

Sportsdude

well Paris Hilton has turned a 15 minute video into 15 minutes of fame into a career.
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lise

There's nothing I want to hear coming out of her mouth. Paris is so blah. So crude, so not-classy. She should take a page out of Grace Kelly.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Sportsdude

Whose Grace Kelly?

    EDIT: Nevermind yeah I know who she is, she's no Grace Kelly probably doesn't even know who she was.  I hate people like Paris Hilton they're so anti me.
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."