What A Guy

Started by TehBorken, Jan 05 07 08:19

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TehBorken

Jan 05 07 08:19
Man, what can I say? He should be in the Guiness Book Of World Records. I'm not sure for what, but he must beat the pants off of  some category...
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Unknown Hinson: Unusual Singer, Unknown Origins

His fledgling musical career was cut short in 1963, when Hinson was accused of a number of horrific crimes — the charges included murder (three counts), armed robbery (two counts), 19 paternity suits, grand larceny, assault with a deadly weapon (28 counts), spousal abuse (he was never married), grave robbing, vampirism, 54 traffic violations including hit and run, DWI, reckless driving, speeding, expired plates and driving without a license, and copyright infringement.    [a href="vny!://www.commercialappeal.com/mca/music/article/0,1426,MCA_505_5256364,00.html"][link][/a]
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Copyright infringement? Why, that no-good bastard.....
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

kitten

#1
Jan 05 07 08:23
Apart from those little quirks he must have been a nice person, though.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

TehBorken

#2
Jan 05 07 08:26
 kitten wrote:
[div style="font-style: italic;"]Apart from those little quirks he must have been a nice person, though.[/div]
He sure looks like a friendly guy to me.
 
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

P.C.

#3
Jan 05 07 08:27
[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"]Copyright infringement?[/SPAN] Why, that no-good bastard.....





[img height=18 src="vny!://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/TMB/BluebirdNut/Emoticons/Positive/rofl2.gif" width=30]  TehBorken.... You DO have issues with copyrighted stuff......HAHAHAHAAAA

That's absolutely hilarious.  Small wonder I've never heard of him.  I'd NEVER listen to someone who would commit copyright infringement.    
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

kitten

#4
Jan 05 07 08:28
The driving without a license bothered me a bit, but I'm (almost) sure he didn't mean to do it.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

P.C.

#5
Jan 05 07 08:42
That's true.....he could have lost it when he was committing grand larceny.....it happens.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

kingy

#6
Jan 05 07 08:46
my fav is the 19 paternity suits! to think that atleast 19 people slept with him. when did he have time to sleep with women while he was out robbing graves and sucking people's blood (vampirism) .
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Lise

#7
Jan 05 07 08:47
You can be charged for vampirism?? Ack. I better store away my fangs.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

kitten

#8
Jan 05 07 08:49
Maybe he was indulging in vampirism while acquiring those paternity suits.  Combining hobbies.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.
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