Anyone else reminded of this Monty Python sketch?
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[FONT color=#0000bf]Spetgwpdt :[/FONT][/TD] [TD][FONT id=John]Ah! Mr Luxury Yacht. Do sit down, please.[/FONT] [/TD][/TR] [TR vAlign=top] [TD][FONT color=#800000]
Mr Luxury Yacht :[/FONT][/TD] [TD][FONT id=Graham]Ah, no, no. My name is
spelt 'Luxury Yacht' but it's pronounced 'Throatwobbler Mangrove'.[/FONT] [/TD][/TR] [TR vAlign=top] [TD]
[FONT color=#0000bf]Spetgwpdt :[/FONT][/TD] [TD][FONT id=John]Well, do sit down then Mr Throatwobbler Mangrove.[/FONT] [/TD][/TR] [TR vAlign=top] [TD]
[FONT color=#800000]Mr Luxury Yacht :[/FONT][/TD] [TD][FONT id=Graham]Thank you.[/FONT] [/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE]