False, I'm both too uncoordinated, and too poor for mountain sports.
(as an aside I was shopping for a jacket shell with my xmas money thinking it's time to get one them fresh looking North Face or Mt Hard Wear jackets that everyone but me seems to have - but they were $200 to $400!!! Who on earth can afford 400 clicks for a jacket? (made in China no less) Made me wish I was one those trust-fund kids)
The person below me has a cup of coffee in hand.