My First Smite!

Started by Russ, Dec 18 06 12:57

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tenkani

My father forced me to wear a home-made crash helmet when I was a baby (no joke) because I was "accident prone". It was humiliating.  
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

kitten

But look what a fine brain you developed as a result, tenkani.  It was worth it.  *except when it comes to burning cats.  A small flaw*
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

tenkani

I blame the lord for making cats so damned flammable    >:(
P.S. I forget what this thread's about!!!


 
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

kitten

It's about smiting!  NOT burnt kitty cats!  Concentrate!!
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

tenkani

But if thou smiteth a cat with a flaming brand dost that cat not also burn????  
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

kitten

Yea, verily.  However, cats firmly disapprove of such tactics.  
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Moolah!

I'm glad Tenkani continued the battle after I brought it up.



I use an old monitor which makes most images look darker than they actually are. So I could never tell what the damn thing was in the first place. It was just bouncing around too much. [img onclick=smile(this.src) src="vny!://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/confused0091.gif"]



I was laughing my head off when I read you guys also speculating on what it was - it's a cat, no no it's a potato, in a bikini, it has a hoola hoop etc. LOL.  
*  Please unban me!! please please please  *

Russ

you know, with the amount of consternation that it has brought up I might just have to bring it back
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

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