Words of incredible brilliance from stoner Paula Abdul on last night's American Idol show:
[font class="headline"][font class="bodyFont"] "What did you tell me Simon?" she said, slurring her words. "What did you tell me? Simon gave me advice and said on "The X Factor" he always refers to a fortune cookie and says the moth who finds the melon - (laugher) - finds the corn flake always finds the melon and one of you didn't pick the right fortune."
WTF???
(No, I don't watch American Idol, this was a news tidbit I found this morning.)
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