Probably a joke but...

Started by Russ, Dec 13 06 09:58

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Russ

Found this while searching something unrelated lol, and no it was prOn.

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      I went to visit my parents this year for Thanksgiving, pretty typical American style holiday excursion. I packed up my wife and the twins and headed out Wednesday night on a five hour trip back to the place where I grew up. Needless to say, by the time we got to my parents' house, we were all pretty exhausted. My wife and I unpacked the car, and as she put the kids to bed, my dad came up to me.

"Son, we need to talk. Tomorrow for dinner we're going to be having someone else over."

Well, yeah, duh, my sister and her fiance, right? Well, yeah, them plus someone else.

My father sat me down and went on to explain to me that my sister, my other sister, was coming to visit.

But wait, I didn't have another sister?

Wrong.


Turns out my father had an affair when I was really young and I have a half sister I never knew about. OK, I was pissed, sure, but this needed time to process plus I was exhausted from working all day and then driving with 2 crying babies for 5 hours. I hit the bedstack and tried to sleep. I figured I could deal with this in the morning.

Well I woke up and talked to my wife about the whole thing as well as my mom. They both seemed relatively understanding considering my parents were separated at the time and the 25 years that have passed have sort of dulled the hurt of old wounds. Plus, as it turns out, my mom had another boyfriend at the time as well (!!!). How the f*ck did happen and me not know about it for 25 years?

Well my dad went to pick up my new half sister at the airport Thursday morning, and we all tired our best to get ready and be calm. My brother in law to be was acting like a douche, so that helped take my mind of the impending scenario. I was never so grateful to see that a**hole.

Anyway, my dad comes in with my half sister, and my jaw f*cking dropped. I recognized her. It was Kacey.
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My half sister is a porn star/nasty slut/former subject of my jerk off fantasies. Needless to say, I think she realized I recognized her, and dinner was SUPER awkward. She didn't really say anything to me about THAT, and I tried to avoid any subject which may lead in any way shape or form to anything vaguely relating to sex.

I woke up this morning, packed up my kids and wife and drove straight home. I explained to my wife in the car on the way home and she understands why I was skeeved. I apologized to my parents that I had to leave, but pretended that I had an emergency call from work and had to go. I didn't want to tell them that I had see my sister suck 8 dicks at once or that I had pulled my pud thinking of the idea.

I don't know how the hell I am going to talk to my parents now without thinking about my half sister, and not really in a sexy way either. I am pretty confused/angry/agitated right now and I think the shock is subsiding and the other emotions are flooding in. I don't really know what to do. Any advice?
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Lise

You have to wonder what Russ was really searching. Porn or Katey?

  Interesting, Russ.... and funny in a sick way.
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kingy

are you serious?? ive seen some of her work. personally, i think that is kinda cool but then again, she isnt my half sister.
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Russ

Lise wrote:
 You have to wonder what Russ was really searching. Porn or Katey?



Interesting, Russ.... and funny in a sick way. [/DIV]
 I was looking for new ways to cook turkeys, and punched in thanks giving turkeys (or something like that, cant remember as I kept typing it in different ways and clicking links) and was on page four or something and this came up.

  I have cooked lotsa turkey lurkeys in the oven and thats too boring. I do turkey in a garbage can with burquets when Im camping and sometimes at home in the backyard instead of a bbq. I was seeing for different ways to prep them, as well as how to do that southern thing of deep frying a bird.
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Lise

[FONT size=1]Sure you did, Russ, sure you did. [/FONT]

  I'm kidding! I believe ya.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Russ

You know, I openly admit that I do download some questionable clips. But the sad part here is that this time I honestly wasnt!

  And I know you believe me lise, you wouldnt doubt me for a minute would you?
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

Lise

Of course not, Russ my boy. I wouldn't doubt you for a second. I believe you as much as I believe that most men wouldn't search the net for porn.

  I'm kidding! I'm kidding! I just can't help pulling your leg there.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

P.C.

Why Russ.....I didn't know you had a wife.....let alone kids.   You learn something new every day !!
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