Funny stuff Only Please

[P.C.]

HahahaHahahahahaaaa.....that's excellent Kitten.

[kitten]

Kids can be a pain in the behind.

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[49er]

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[SPAN]Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things.[/SPAN]

[SPAN]The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 198[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"] 7[/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/FONT][SPAN][FONT face=Arial color=blue size=4][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; 13: "] [/SPAN][/FONT][/SPAN][SPAN][FONT face="Arial Black" color=#000066 size=4][SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,102); 13: "]. They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.[/SPAN][/FONT][/SPAN][FONT face="Arial Black" color=#000066 size=4][SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,102); 13: "]

[SPAN]Their lifetime has always included AIDS.[/SPAN]

[SPAN]The CD was introduced the year they were born.[/SPAN]

[SPAN]They have always had an answering machine[/SPAN]

[SPAN]They have always had cable. [/SPAN]

[SPAN]Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.[/SPAN]

[SPAN]Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.[/SPAN]

[SPAN]They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.! [/SPAN]

[SPAN]They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.[/SPAN]

[SPAN]They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane Boss, de plane".[/SPAN]

[SPAN]McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.[/SPAN]

[SPAN]They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter [/SPAN]

[SPAN]Do you feel old yet? (Sorry) Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading. [/SPAN][/SPAN][/FONT][FONT face="Arial Black" color=#000066 size=4][SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,102); 13: "]
[SPAN]Save the earth. It's the only planet with [/SPAN][/SPAN][/FONT][SPAN][FONT face="Arial Black" color=#000066 size=5][SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,102); 18pt: "]chocolate[/SPAN][/FONT][/SPAN][SPAN][FONT face="Arial Black" color=#5a6bbc size=5] [SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(90,107,188); 18pt: "]and [/SPAN][/FONT][/SPAN][SPAN][FONT face="Arial Black" color=#cc66cc size=6][SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(204,102,204); 24pt: "]wine[/SPAN][/FONT][/SPAN] [SPAN][FONT face="Arial Black" color=#5a6bbc size=6][SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(90,107,188); 24pt: "]!!!!!!!!![/SPAN][/FONT][/SPAN] [SPAN][FONT color=black size=4][SPAN style="COLOR: black; 13: "][/SPAN][/FONT][/SPAN][FONT color=black][SPAN style="COLOR: black"]
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[kitten]

Thank you for the large print, weird al.  Naturally I had instant recognition on all of them.  Wish the pics had come through.

[P.C.]

Typewriter.........what's a typewriter. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c018.gif" border=0]

                        *snicker*

[kitten]

Hands up for those who remember calling the phone operator in order to place a local call.  She would patch you through to whomever you wanted to speak with.  

  Or even a wringer washer.

[weird al]

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 [P align=center]Their motto: Every day is a Phuket Day.

 [P align=center]hell, I already knew that..

[P.C.]

A wringer washer   I had a wringer washer up until not too long ago.  A NEW wringer washer.  I love them, and will have another when the automatic bites the dust.  Hubby bought me an automatic when he moved in, thinking he was doing me a favour.......bless his little buttons.  Wringers are the absolute best and environmentally friendly too.  (murder on buttons though)  

[kitten]

I meant the antique type like this.

[A href="vny!://shopping.rollanet.org/listings/index.php?a=2&b=84691"][img height=50 src="vny!://shopping.rollanet.org/listings/user_images/9284459.jpg" width=38 border=0][/A]  My mother had one when I was very young.

[P.C.]

Yup.....like that.  Speed Queen still makes them, and to buy a newer model of that is about $800.  

[kitten]

I think I prefer the ease of today's washers and dryers.

[49er]