Impossible Questions

Started by P.C., Dec 09 06 06:07

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P.C.

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[FONT size=4]Waiting too long to go to the bathroom !!!!   [/FONT]
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CK

Hmm...I am new to this thread.

  Ok, this is more of  a thought than an actual question. Why are apartments called apartments, when they are not actually apart??

Lise

Oh ah. Good one but I think this one should go to Russ as he came a lot closer than most of us.  
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Lise

CK wrote:
Hmm...I am new to this thread.



Ok, this is more of  a thought than an actual question. Why are apartments called apartments, when they are not actually apart??[/DIV]
   That's a good one, CK. Why do they call them that?

  Well, the original thread is a question posted by PC and we all take turns guessing the answer.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

P.C.

OK.....Here we go.

  [FONT color=#0000bf]Nutrition experts say this the #1 food you can eat to boost your sex drive.  What is it ?[/FONT]

    Aaaaa Lise?  Russ only came close AFTER I gave the answer, complete with diagrams.  Of course we adore him, but NO CIGAR FOR RUSS.  Maybe a nice extra soft roll of toilet paper.  
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This was the 'hint'

OK.....it involves holding....... and drinking too much water and standing in line-ups at the washroom and crossing your legs and doing a wee dance maybe.    
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Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Russ

I have to agree with ya PC, lol. I came close after you basically gave it away... I would say the 'roll of toilet paper' goes to... 49er
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Lise

It has to be healthy? I was going to say oysters.......................  (my absolute favorite!!!)

  [img height=437 src="vny!://i11.tinypic.com/2q2k6d0.jpg" width=567]

      or chocolate perhaps?

 

    Waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... I'm hungry.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

P.C.

That would have been my first guess too Lise.....but not it.

        ....and Russ ? [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c033.gif" border=0]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lise

Maybe Russ would say.................... goat cheese?

      Strawberry?
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

P.C.

Lise....[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]

  Strawberries is another good guess.....but no whipped cream for you.  
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Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

P.C.

Gawwwwwd that looks good Lise  
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Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lise

Give us a hint. Is is a vegetable, grain, meat or fruit?

    What about steak? My guy always get hyper happy when I present him with a thick slab of steak. Of course, his excitement dimmed somewhat when I manage to burn it.  
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

P.C.

Yea....steak does it for my hubby too.

  Too early for a hint.......but it isn't meat.  [img height=69 src="vny!://www.funfilesandsmiles.com/smilies2/110103_sc2_prv.gif" width=55 border=0]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lise

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

P.C.

Not ice cream.  

  Eliminating desserts.  
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Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

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