Impossible Questions

Started by P.C., Dec 09 06 06:07

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Michel


P.C.

The destination ?  Oh wait....some might think it's similar.  
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Michel

   
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purelife

stretchedout wrote:
 What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?[/DIV]
 The prenup and will?

49er

one is slow death and the other instant death

P.C.

lol 49er !

  At a wedding you carry flowers, at a funeral you're under them ?
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

stretchedout

Wedding/funeral thing was a joke, not an official "impossible question".

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 Fitting, eh?

 
C'mon, the city is sleeping!

P.C.

So .....what's the answer to the joke ?

    ok.....44% of us think we're good at this
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Michel


P.C.

Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

purelife

spelling

reading

writing

answering the phone

speaking

excercising

SEX?

P.C.

44% of think we're good at it.....but others might have a different view of this.

  Good guesses purelife.  Exercising and sex may be the closest of the lot.  
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Michel


P.C.

Nothing horizontal.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

purelife

good at losing weight? eating healthy?

parenting?

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