Impossible Questions

[P.C.]

First off, I gotta tell ya.......this REALLY annoys me.

  The most ever known to be paid for one of THESE is $44 Million dollars – What is it?

[49er]

toilet seat

[P.C.]

I wouldn't doubt that it's been done.....lol

  Not the one though.

[kitten]

Birthday party?

[P.C.]

Not a birthday party Miss Kitten.  That would be quite the bash though....wouldn't it?    

[kitten]

Okay, let's make that a wedding.  Maybe one of those incredibly rich sultans.

[49er]

a round trip on the Soviet space craft to the space station

[P.C.]

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  [FONT size=5] Congratualtions.......a Wedding it is.[/FONT]

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  Can you even imagine   That's just WRONG WRONG WRONG  

[kitten]

That's disgusting!  I can't believe that people could throw that much money away.  Wonder how long the marriage will last.

[P.C.]

No kidding.....you don't want to do THAT twice.

  I wonder what kind of settlement would be involved.  I actually think it's as close to sinful as you can get.  That's the kind of wedding that's all about ego....and not so much about love.  

[kitten]

I doubt that love enters into it at all.  I think of it more as a financial merger.

[P.C.]

True dat.

  OK....this is cruel.....a post and run.

  This happens to over 55,000 cell phones each year.

[kitten]

They get dropped in the water.

[P.C.]

Nope.  (that reminds me of the time I dropped the portable phone in the toilet at work)

[kitten]

Stolen?