Impossible Questions

[49er]

lobster

[P.C.]

Sorry....I'm not ignoring you....I'm experiencing technical difficulties.....lol

  Anyways......NOPES

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Galapagos tortoise

[P.C.]

Good guess Gordy.....not the one though.

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Google says i'm right!

[P.C.]

So you're telling me you cheated?    [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]

  Well Google's not askin the question here......so whatever they have to say doesn't count.

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Cheated?? as if i'd do that!!!! Where does it say i can't use google? No where cos there aren't no rules.

Anyway i'm still right despite your opinion which you are entitled to (even if you are a woman)!!!!

[49er]

 The Galapagos tortoise live a lot longer than 118 years[/DIV]

       The world's oldes WHAT is 118 years (estimated age), is in fact an animal.[/DIV]

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Joan Rivers

[Sportsdude]

Andy Rooney
Bob Barker
 

[49er]

GORDY GAMBINO wrote:
Joan Rivers[/DIV]
 Phylis Diller beats her hands down  

[GORDY GAMBINO]

49er wrote:
  The Galapagos tortoise live a lot longer than 118 years[/DIV]

       The world's oldes WHAT is 118 years (estimated age), is in fact an animal.[/DIV][/DIV]
 Therefore the oldest WHAT isn't the oldest WHAT  if the galapagos tortoise lives longer. This question wasn't put up by Orik was it?

[P.C.]

The world's oldest WHAT is 118 years (estimated age), is in fact an animal.



Be kind.  I forfeited dinner in lieu of cocktails. (and I noticed I misspelled oldest.[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/liebe/g038.gif" border=0])

  Factor in that it takes MINUTES instead of seconds to navigate each click in the process of making a post.....DS isn't working so well for me right now (?)

  SO......Joan Rivers deserves some kind of award.  Great answer.  Well there were a lot of good answers.....and in spite of what Google says.....they're not the answer I'm looking for.

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Crow

[49er]

Quick...someone come up with the correct answer.  This 118 year old thing could kick the bucket at any minute