Impossible Questions

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Schadenfreude

#2265
Jun 19 07 03:16
Resetting the clocks during daylight savings time?
"I used to rock and roll all night and party every day, then it was every other day.  Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky."

Schadenfreude

#2266
Jun 19 07 03:19
Adjusting their office chairs?
"I used to rock and roll all night and party every day, then it was every other day.  Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky."

Isis...sigh

#2267
Jun 19 07 03:24
one thing that wastes my time at work is deleting and filtering poo on my e-mail....so I say going through e-mail and deleting junk mail!

49er

#2268
Jun 19 07 03:44
attending unproductive/poorly run meetings

P.C.

#2269
Jun 19 07 04:27
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a037.gif" border=0][FONT size=5]BINGO ![/FONT][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a037.gif" border=0]

  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif" border=0][FONT size=6]ISIS !!![/FONT][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif" border=0][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f020.gif" border=0]

  The time spent [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #bfbfff"]deleting SPAM[/FONT], costs United States businesses $21.6 billion annually.

(this is almost unfathomable to me)

  [FONT size=5][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f045.gif" border=0]Congratulations Isis.[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f045.gif" border=0][/FONT]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

P.C.

#2270
Jun 19 07 04:28
Being as Isis isn't logged in, I can't bless her......so I'm forwarding  them to Schad, who had several close answers.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Sportsdude

#2271
Jun 19 07 04:39
The King of Spam got caught a few weeks ago. Somehow people make money off of it.  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Schadenfreude

#2272
Jun 19 07 05:17
P.C. wrote:
 Being as Isis isn't logged in, I can't bless her......so I'm forwarding  them to Schad, who had several close answers.

  Hey thanks, back at ya!

I meant all of that when I said checking email. You should have said I was [FONT color=#ff0000]red hot[/FONT] then.
   
"I used to rock and roll all night and party every day, then it was every other day.  Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky."

P.C.

#2273
Jun 19 07 05:36
You're right Schad.....an absolute red hot alert should have been put on that one, but I don't think I started the 'warm/hot' thing until a ways after that was guessed.  I did mention though that I was looking for a very specific answer.

   I want a very specific answer on this one. [img]vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a115.gif" border=0 ="url(this.src);"]

  But I will be more attentive next time.

 
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Schadenfreude

#2274
Jun 19 07 05:48
[img]vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a115.gif" border=0 ="url(this.src);"] [FONT size=7]< [/FONT][FONT size=3]Is this guy trying to start a fire or stay warm?[/FONT]
"I used to rock and roll all night and party every day, then it was every other day.  Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky."

P.C.

#2275
Jun 19 07 06:03
 If you hook THIS up to an EEG, it registers movement almost identical to a human adult's brain waves.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Schadenfreude

#2276
Jun 19 07 06:32
P.C. wrote:
  If you hook THIS up to an EEG, it registers movement almost identical to a human adult's brain waves.  

 [FONT color=#bf00bf]Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon?[/FONT]


 
"I used to rock and roll all night and party every day, then it was every other day.  Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky."

P.C.

#2277
Jun 19 07 07:01
Possibly....but not the answer I'm looking for.

    *oh yea......you are [FONT size=5]freezing.[/FONT]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

kitten

#2278
Jun 19 07 07:40
A lab rat?
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

GORDY GAMBINO

#2279
Jun 19 07 07:45
Ultrasound equipment
CAPO DI TUTTI CAPPI
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