Appropriate definitions

[Gopher]

A non-prophet organisation - atheism

[P.C.]

ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/traurig/a010.gif" border=0]

[Gopher]

Moral indignation - jealousy

[P.C.]

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE : The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again. Often, this is how I fix my computer.

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[Gopher]

P.C. wrote:
 PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE : The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again. Often, this is how I fix my computer.

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 I usually kick it.

[P.C.]

I hit it with a shillalah. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/frech/f010.gif" border=0]

[Lise]

ROTFL. Good one, PC. That should be our new motto from now on.

[P.C.]

SALMON DAY : The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]
 

[Sportsdude]

ROTFL!!!!!!!  

[Raver]

This doesn't exactly fit with the topic but I thought I'd share anyway.  Some of you may see this on billing from Computer technicians.  I've actually billed for this, and I know many other techs have too.

Pebkac error - Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair

[P.C.]

That's excellent Raver.....I like it.[img]vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0 ="url(this.src);"]