For The Bush Haters

Started by TehBorken, Nov 14 06 10:49

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TehBorken

From a friend. Enjoy....
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  In case you missed Bill Maher on Friday nite, well lets just  say he was really on a roll!

Mahers new rules, were very funny and  satisfying, for some...New rules exerpts laboriously transcribed, as they are not  online yet.[/div]  [div]
New Rule:
 [/div]  [div]Stop calling what Dick Cheney does "Hunting"! Cheney spent  election day in Pierre, South Dakota, massacring small tame animals that someone  tossed in front of his gun.
The only good news was that is was the first time  in months you heard a Republican was in Pierre, and Pierre wasn't a little boy!
 
 
 
New Rule:
 
There is no Devil, so stop blaming your screw-ups on  him!
 
Last week Ted Haggard was outed for drugs and extramarital sex  with a male prostitute,
or as fox news reported it:  "John Kerry hates  our troops."
 
This is big news because Haggard was frequently at the White  House and a big fan of Bush, who Ted described as: tan, supple, and firm where  it counts...
 
The last straw was that the party that was supposed to be  carrying water for the gay bashers, turned out to be just a closet full  of repressed screamers.
 
Who knew that when the Republicans got in bed with the  Christian right,  it would be in a stall, in a truck stop restroom, on the  New Jersey Turnpike?
 
 
Reverend Haggard's plight led many to ask: Is it  genetic?

I mean can a man be actually born a hypocrite?
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New Rule/editorial comment:
 
It is also no coincidence that people of too much faith just  don't see reality.
 
Bush not seeing Iraq for what it is, is not that  different from the way reverend Ted's followers still think that he's not  gay.
 
I'm not kidding, in their world, there are no gay  people! There are just straight people who are sinning!
 
They don't want to do it, but the Devil makes them! (perfect  mock horrified facial expression!)
He targets people like  rev Ted!  (perfect mock horrified facial expression!)
That how it  happened!
 [/div]   [div]The Devil got hold of rev Ted, and Ted said:   Get thee behind me SATAN! ...and put it in gently...
 
The man was anointing people with astroglide. He was  preaching fire and rhinestone.
 
In conclusion the legacy of the Religious right is that in  spite of their holier than thou they made politics dirtier not  cleaner.
 
 [/div] [div style="font-weight: bold;"]SNL also had some good lines too.
 
On Tuesday, in an ironic turn around: Iraq brought regime  change to America.
 
Bush pledged to negotiate and work with the new  congress.
That can only mean one thing. The Democrats have a nuclear  weapon!
 
Today is Veterans day! So that wont affect anyone in the  White House.
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.