Gopher wrote:
Lise wrote:
In a bizzare twist a scandal involving Kitten, Sportsdude and several hot-headed lemmings ended up causing a riot in norway with the Prime Minister voting that the Royal Family were really 'gasp' corrupt! Harry Potter suddenly naked, Lise came'a runnin' and photographed everything for posting on Gopher's DS profile. Quick as a Flynn, Gopher deleted those which only served as back-ups as he was milking Russ' goats. Russ who was actually Superman decided to fly to the local bar which was notorious for its music, wine, women and attendees' like Teh Borken, Sportsdude and PC. Meanwhile the dastardly villian, Mike Das Stupido - noted for his inadequacy to perform even the smallest sexual act with a nymphomaniac jellyfish. Suddenly the jellyfish got spread on Mike's little general, and as 'Napoleon' joins him in slimily slithering across the wide open