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Russ

#60
Nov 15 06 10:25
purelife wrote:
   There was this hemaphroditic neoconservative choreographer with gigantic member who ate pudding with a fork with predictable consequences.  To my surprise and secret delight it liked to make giant bubbles that blew Sportsdude out of Missouri to the Kentucky where his horse decided it was[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"] a better dancer than Sportsdude.  Then the horse gobbled [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]the farmer's underwear faster than an [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]overworked pink vibrator[/b].  The panty smelled[/b][/b] (yes, female farmer) from last night's orgy at the DS get together. Lise and The Borken Left together for a blissful soiree to the hotsprings where TehBorken carressed Lise with his computer hardware.[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"] [/SPAN]Suddenly lisebork was born.  What a beautiful computer program they have produced. They named it puresexylife. Puresexxylife played lisebork using Russ' joystick that was made with autocad 13.

  Though limp, it managed for round 100 before deciding rounds over. Sportsdude's fantasies about threesomes were entirely with[/DIV][/DIV]
 
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

TehBorken

#61
Nov 15 06 10:45
 purelife wrote:
 [div] [div]There was this hemaphroditic neoconservative choreographer with gigantic member who ate pudding with a fork with predictable consequences.  To my surprise and secret delight it liked to make giant bubbles that blew Sportsdude out of Missouri to the Kentucky where his horse decided it was[strong style="font-weight: normal;"] a better dancer than Sportsdude.  Then the horse gobbled [strong style="font-weight: normal;"]the farmer's underwear faster than an [strong style="font-weight: normal;"]overworked pink vibrator[/b].  The panty smelled[/b][/b] (yes, female farmer) from last night's orgy at the DS get together. Lise and The Borken Left together for a blissful soiree to the hotsprings where TehBorken carressed Lise with his computer hardware. Suddenly lisebork was born.  What a beautiful computer program they have produced. They named it puresexylife. Puresexxylife played lisebork using Russ' joystick that was made with autocad 13.
 
Though limp, it managed for round 100 before deciding rounds over. Sportsdude'[strong style="font-weight: normal;"]s[/b] [strong style="font-weight: normal;"]fantasies about threesomes with born-again Lebanese midgets who
[/b][/div][/div]
 
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Lise

#62
Nov 15 06 11:24
   There was this hemaphroditic neoconservative choreographer with gigantic member who ate pudding with a fork with predictable consequences.  To my surprise and secret delight it liked to make giant bubbles that blew Sportsdude out of Missouri to the Kentucky where his horse decided it was[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"] a better dancer than Sportsdude.  Then the horse gobbled [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]the farmer's underwear faster than an [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]overworked pink vibrator[/b].  The panty smelled[/b][/b] (yes, female farmer) from last night's orgy at the DS get together. Lise and The Borken Left together for a blissful soiree to the hotsprings where TehBorken carressed Lise with his computer hardware.[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"] [/SPAN]Suddenly lisebork was born.  What a beautiful computer program they have produced. They named it puresexylife. Puresexxylife played lisebork using Russ' joystick that was made with autocad 13.

  Though limp, it managed for round 100 before deciding rounds over. Sportsdude'[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]s[/b] [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]fantasies about threesomes with born-again Lebanese midgets who taught him about  [/b][/DIV][/DIV][/DIV]
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

purelife

#63
Nov 15 06 12:13
  There was this hemaphroditic neoconservative choreographer with gigantic member who ate pudding with a fork with predictable consequences.  To my surprise and secret delight it liked to make giant bubbles that blew Sportsdude out of Missouri to the Kentucky where his horse decided it was[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"] a better dancer than Sportsdude.  Then the horse gobbled [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]the farmer's underwear faster than an [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]overworked pink vibrator[/b].  The panty smelled[/b][/b] (yes, female farmer) from last night's orgy at the DS get together. Lise and The Borken Left together for a blissful soiree to the hotsprings where TehBorken carressed Lise with his computer hardware.[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"] [/SPAN]Suddenly lisebork was born.  What a beautiful computer program they have produced. They named it puresexylife. Puresexxylife played lisebork using Russ' joystick that was made with autocad 13.

  Though limp, it managed for round 100 before deciding rounds over. Sportsdude'[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]s[/b] [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]fantasies about threesomes with born-again Lebanese midgets who taught him about  Sexual Education 101.[/b][/DIV][/DIV]

Lise

#64
Nov 15 06 01:07
  There was this hemaphroditic neoconservative choreographer with gigantic member who ate pudding with a fork with predictable consequences.  To my surprise and secret delight it liked to make giant bubbles that blew Sportsdude out of Missouri to the Kentucky where his horse decided it was[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"] a better dancer than Sportsdude.  Then the horse gobbled [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]the farmer's underwear faster than an [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]overworked pink vibrator[/b].  The panty smelled[/b][/b] (yes, female farmer) from last night's orgy at the DS get together. Lise and The Borken Left together for a blissful soiree to the hotsprings where TehBorken carressed Lise with his computer hardware.[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"] [/SPAN]Suddenly lisebork was born.  What a beautiful computer program they have produced. They named it puresexylife. Puresexxylife played lisebork using Russ' joystick that was made with autocad 13.

  Though limp, it managed for round 100 before deciding rounds over. Sportsdude'[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]s[/b] [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]fantasies about threesomes with born-again Lebanese midgets who taught him about Sexual Education 101. Alongside Gopher, they [/b][/DIV][/DIV]
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Russ

#65
Nov 15 06 05:44
Lise wrote:
   There was this hemaphroditic neoconservative choreographer with gigantic member who ate pudding with a fork with predictable consequences.  To my surprise and secret delight it liked to make giant bubbles that blew Sportsdude out of Missouri to the Kentucky where his horse decided it was[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"] a better dancer than Sportsdude.  Then the horse gobbled [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]the farmer's underwear faster than an [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]overworked pink vibrator[/b].  The panty smelled[/b][/b] (yes, female farmer) from last night's orgy at the DS get together. Lise and The Borken Left together for a blissful soiree to the hotsprings where TehBorken carressed Lise with his computer hardware.[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"] [/SPAN]Suddenly lisebork was born.  What a beautiful computer program they have produced. They named it puresexylife. Puresexxylife played lisebork using Russ' joystick that was made with autocad 13.

  Though limp, it managed for round 100 before deciding rounds over. Sportsdude'[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]s[/b] [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]fantasies about threesomes with born-again Lebanese midgets who taught him about Sexual Education 101. Alongside Gopher they met with PC[/b][/DIV][/DIV]
 
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

Russ

#66
Nov 18 06 05:40
Psst. Someone else has to write something here, I wrote the last.
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

49er

#67
Nov 18 06 05:55
  There was this hemaphroditic neoconservative choreographer with gigantic member who ate pudding with a fork with predictable consequences.  To my surprise and secret delight it liked to make giant bubbles that blew Sportsdude out of Missouri to the Kentucky where his horse decided it was[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"] a better dancer than Sportsdude.  Then the horse gobbled [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]the farmer's underwear faster than an [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]overworked pink vibrator[/b].  The panty smelled[/b][/b] (yes, female farmer) from last night's orgy at the DS get together. Lise and The Borken Left together for a blissful soiree to the hotsprings where TehBorken carressed Lise with his computer hardware.[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"] [/SPAN]Suddenly lisebork was born.  What a beautiful computer program they have produced. They named it puresexylife. Puresexxylife played lisebork using Russ' joystick that was made with autocad 13.

  Though limp, it managed for round 100 before deciding rounds over. Sportsdude'[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]s[/b] [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]fantasies about threesomes with born-again Lebanese midgets who taught him about Sexual Education 101. Alongside Gopher they met with PC to treat Sportsdude[/b][/DIV][/DIV]
 
 

kitten

#68
Nov 18 06 05:56
Lise wrote:
   There was this hemaphroditic neoconservative choreographer with gigantic member who ate pudding with a fork with predictable consequences.  To my surprise and secret delight it liked to make giant bubbles that blew Sportsdude out of Missouri to the Kentucky where his horse decided it was[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"] a better dancer than Sportsdude.  Then the horse gobbled [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]the farmer's underwear faster than an [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]overworked pink vibrator[/b].  The panty smelled[/b][/b] (yes, female farmer) from last night's orgy at the DS get together. Lise and The Borken Left together for a blissful soiree to the hotsprings where TehBorken carressed Lise with his computer hardware.[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"] [/SPAN]Suddenly lisebork was born.  What a beautiful computer program they have produced. They named it puresexylife. Puresexxylife played lisebork using Russ' joystick that was made with autocad 13.

  Though limp, it managed for round 100 before deciding rounds over. Sportsdude'[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]s[/b] [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]fantasies about threesomes with born-again Lebanese midgets who taught him about Sexual Education 101. Alongside Gopher they met with P.C. who showed them A NEW WAY TO[/b]  
[/DIV]

   
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

P.C.

#69
Nov 18 06 06:03
Lise wrote:
   There was this hemaphroditic neoconservative choreographer with gigantic member who ate pudding with a fork with predictable consequences.  To my surprise and secret delight it liked to make giant bubbles that blew Sportsdude out of Missouri to the Kentucky where his horse decided it was[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"] a better dancer than Sportsdude.  Then the horse gobbled [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]the farmer's underwear faster than an [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]overworked pink vibrator[/b].  The panty smelled[/b][/b] (yes, female farmer) from last night's orgy at the DS get together. Lise and The Borken Left together for a blissful soiree to the hotsprings where TehBorken carressed Lise with his computer hardware.[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"] [/SPAN]Suddenly lisebork was born.  What a beautiful computer program they have produced. They named it puresexylife. Puresexxylife played lisebork using Russ' joystick that was made with autocad 13.

  Though limp, it managed for round 100 before deciding rounds over. Sportsdude'[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]s[/b] [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]fantasies about threesomes with born-again Lebanese midgets who taught him about Sexual Education 101. Alongside Gopher they met with P.C. who showed them A NEW WAY TO[/b]  bow out graciously[/DIV][/DIV][/DIV]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lise

#70
Nov 18 06 06:04
   There was this hemaphroditic neoconservative choreographer with gigantic member who ate pudding with a fork with predictable consequences.  To my surprise and secret delight it liked to make giant bubbles that blew Sportsdude out of Missouri to the Kentucky where his horse decided it was[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"] a better dancer than Sportsdude.  Then the horse gobbled [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]the farmer's underwear faster than an [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]overworked pink vibrator[/b].  The panty smelled[/b][/b] (yes, female farmer) from last night's orgy at the DS get together. Lise and The Borken Left together for a blissful soiree to the hotsprings where TehBorken carressed Lise with his computer hardware.[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"] [/SPAN]Suddenly lisebork was born.  What a beautiful computer program they have produced. They named it puresexylife. Puresexxylife played lisebork using Russ' joystick that was made with autocad 13.

  Though limp, it managed for round 100 before deciding rounds over. Sportsdude'[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]s[/b] [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]fantasies about threesomes with born-again Lebanese midgets who taught him about Sexual Education 101. Alongside Gopher they met with P.C. who showed them A NEW WAY TO bow out graciously without nudity or[/b]  
[/DIV][/DIV]

 
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Russ

#71
Nov 19 06 03:52
Yarrgh! wrote:
    There was this hemaphroditic neoconservative choreographer with gigantic member who ate pudding with a fork with predictable consequences.  To my surprise and secret delight it liked to make giant bubbles that blew Sportsdude out of Missouri to the Kentucky where his horse decided it was[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"] a better dancer than Sportsdude.  Then the horse gobbled [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]the farmer's underwear faster than an [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]overworked pink vibrator[/b].  The panty smelled[/b][/b] (yes, female farmer) from last night's orgy at the DS get together. Lise and The Borken Left together for a blissful soiree to the hotsprings where TehBorken carressed Lise with his computer hardware.[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"] [/SPAN]Suddenly lisebork was born.  What a beautiful computer program they have produced. They named it purelifes sexiness. Purelifes sexiness played lise and teh borken using Russ' joystick that was made with autocad 13.

  Though limp, it managed for round 100 before deciding rounds over. Sportsdude'[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]s[/b] [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]fantasies about threesomes were entirely with born-again Lebanese midgets who taught him about Sexual Education 101. Alongside Gopher they met with P.C. who showed them A NEW WAY TO bow out graciously without nudity or lack of gratification.[/b]
[/DIV][/DIV]

 
 
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

kitten

#72
Nov 19 06 07:02
Russ wrote:
    There was this hemaphroditic neoconservative choreographer with gigantic member who ate pudding with a fork with predictable consequences.  To my surprise and secret delight it liked to make giant bubbles that blew Sportsdude out of Missouri to the Kentucky where his horse decided it was[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"] a better dancer than Sportsdude.  Then the horse gobbled [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]the farmer's underwear faster than an [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]overworked pink vibrator[/b].  The panty smelled[/b][/b] (yes, female farmer) from last night's orgy at the DS get together. Lise and The Borken Left together for a blissful soiree to the hotsprings where TehBorken carressed Lise with his computer hardware.[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"] [/SPAN]Suddenly lisebork was born.  What a beautiful computer program they have produced. They named it purelifes sexiness. Purelifes sexiness played lise and teh borken using Russ' joystick that was made with autocad 13.

  Though limp, it managed for round 100 before deciding rounds over. Sportsdude'[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]s[/b] [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]fantasies about threesomes were entirely with born-again Lebanese midgets who taught him about Sexual Education 101. Alongside Gopher they met with P.C. who showed them A NEW WAY TO bow out graciously without nudity or lack of gratification.[/b]   Unfortunately they forgot where they
[/DIV][/DIV]

 
 
 
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

P.C.

#73
Nov 19 06 07:07
Though limp, it managed for round 100 before deciding rounds over. Sportsdude'[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]s[/b] [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]fantasies about threesomes were entirely with born-again Lebanese midgets who taught him about Sexual Education 101. Alongside Gopher they met with P.C. who showed them A NEW WAY TO bow out graciously without nudity or lack of gratification.[/b]   Unfortunately they forgot where they left their camera
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Russ

#74
Nov 19 06 07:09
P.C. wrote:
 Though limp, it managed for round 100 before deciding rounds over. Sportsdude'[STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]s[/b] [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]fantasies about threesomes were entirely with born-again Lebanese midgets who taught him about Sexual Education 101. Alongside Gopher they met with P.C. who showed them A NEW WAY TO bow out graciously without nudity or lack of gratification.[/b]   Unfortunately they forgot where they left their camera, so they went looking for it.

 
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims
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