Gopher wrote:
Inside the house, there was lots of sumptuous hangings with some fairly exotic pieces of wooly tapestry for collecting the dust of TehBorken when he was plucking a sexy hotdog - his second favourite bookmark. Attempting to enlarge his repertoitre, gopher grabbed his enormous ego and showed it to the local police sergeant [strong style="font-weight: normal;"]who promptly arrested him. Fortunately, for himself, a gigantic banana[/b]