Gopher wrote:
TheAngel wrote:
Russ wrote:
Then, heeding her words, Russ took out his rather large "Weapon of Mass Destruction", which the US couldnt find as it was hidden in Starfish's pantyhose which she borrowed (some say stole) from George W. Bush when he went for his Osama Doll from eBay. Missy Lise then discretely reached inside Gopher's pants finding a large periwinkle which she ate with great gusto, aware of its pattern. Running, Russ got away from her lascivious clutches but ran afoul of Purelife who went to class semi-dressed in sheepskin skin tight neckband festooned with ogo pogo patterns. Grabbing Gopher's industrial-strength Liseborken Gel, Teh Borken rushed through the atmosphere trailing waves of purple clouds, which