Now that the election is behind us, and the Democrats control one or possibly both houses of Congress, there's no reason not to admit it: the Right was right about us all along. Here is our 25-point manifesto for the new Congress: [/p] 1. Mandatory homosexuality[/p] 2. Drug-filled condoms in schools[/p] 3. Introduce the new Destruction of Marriage Act[/p] 4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses[/p] 5. Osama Bin Laden to be Secretary of State[/p] 6. Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate Hussein[/p] 7. English language banned from all Federal buildings[/p] 8. Math classes replaced by encounter groups[/p] 9. All taxes to be tripled[/p] 10. All fortunes over $250,000 to be confiscated[/p] 11. On-demand welfare[/p] 12. Tofurkey to be named official Thanksgiving dish[/p] 13. Freeways to be removed, replaced with light rail systems[/p] 14. Pledge of Allegiance in schools replaced with morning flag-burning[/p] 15. Stem cells allowed to be harvested from any child under the age of 8[/p] 16. Comatose people to be ground up and fed to poor[/p] 17. Quarterly mandatory abortion lottery[/p] 18. God to be mocked roundly[/p] 19. Dissolve Executive Branch: reassign responsibilities to UN[/p] 20. Jane Fonda to be appointed Secretary of Appeasement[/p] 21. Outlaw all firearms: previous owners assigned to anger management therapy[/p] 22. Texas returned to Mexico[/p] 23. Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day[/p] 24. Carter added to Mount Rushmore[/p] 25. Modify USA's motto to "Land of the French and the home of the brave"[/p] From: [a href="vny!://www.rightwasright.us/"]vny!://www.rightwasright.us/[/a]
