Psychedelic toad-sucking dog

Started by TehBorken, Oct 25 06 11:54

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TehBorken

[h3 style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Verdana;" class="contenttitle"]The story of a family's dog and her addiction to getting high on toads. I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.
[/h3][hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"][h3 class="contenttitle"]The Dog Who Loved to Suck on Toads
[/h3] A dog may be man's best friend. But one dog, Lady, decided she needed more friends -- and she found plenty in the knot of toads living at the local pond. A suburban family's secret struggle with an uncommon addiction comes to light in this personal essay by NPR's Laura Mirsch.                   Lady "was really perky, and happy, and generally excited to see you when you came in the door every day," recalls Andrew Mirsch. [/p]                   But that was before the Mirsch family moved into a new house.  [/p]                   "We noticed Lady spending an awful lot of time down by the pond in our backyard," Laura Mirsch recalls.[/p]                   Lady would wander the area, disoriented and withdrawn, soporific and glassy-eyed. [/p]                   "Then, late one night after I'd put the dogs out, Lady wouldn't come in," Laura Mirsch says. "She finally staggered over to me from the cattails. She looked up at me, leaned her head over and opened her mouth like she was going to throw up, and out plopped this disgusting toad."[/p]                   It turned out the toads were toxic -- and, if licked, the fluids on their skin provided a hallucinogenic effect.[/p]                   What followed was the Mirsch family's quest to stop their cocker spaniel from indulging herself. But it wasn't easy. Lady was persistent, and resourceful. [/p]                   The situation seemed to resolve itself when the toads went into hibernation for the winter. [/p]                   But when they returned, so did Lady -- and with a vengeance. [/p]                   "We couldn't keep our dog's addiction a secret any longer," Laura Mirsch says. "The neighbors all knew that Lady was a drug addict, and soon the other dogs weren't allowed to play with her."[/p]                   In the end, Lady seems to have found a way to manage her problem.[/p]                   "She seems to have outgrown the wild toad-obsessed years of her youth," Mirsch says, "and now only sucks on weekends."[/p][a href="vny!://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=6376594"]vny!://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=6376594[/a]
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Lise

Funny one. Addicted dog. What a riot!
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Russ

You know, I think the dog was actually onto something.

  In class when younger in high school we were told by the science teacher that slugs had a toxin that would numb an attacker and taste bad. We didnt believe her of course, we challenged everything. So that friday night when a group of us got together after stealing a six pack from one of our dads, we found a slug. And you guessed it, licked it. Yes your tongue, and mouth, and throat goes numb. It does taste like crap. And you do throw up.
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Lise

Oh yuck, Russ! I can't believe you actually lick a slug. Gross, gross, gross... double gross!!!
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Russ

Hey that was.. like uh, wow, it was 12 years ago. And at the time six beer between three of us used to do us in. So at the time it was a good idea. Believe me, I wouldnt do it again.
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