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5 Tips For Men
Started by TehBorken, Oct 25 06 12:12
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5 Tips For Men
Oct 25 06 12:12
Five tips for a man....
1. It is important that a woman helps out around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a woman makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a woman you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a woman that has hot sex with you, loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four women don't know each other.
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
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Oct 25 06 12:28
Sounds a bit like the toast for sundays on navy/merchant ships.
<raise glass of port>
To our wives and to our girlfriends! <as people take a drink>
May they never meet.
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims
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Oct 25 06 12:40
My favorite toast:
"To lying, cheating, and stealing! When you lie, you lie to save a friend. When you cheat, you cheat death. And when you steal, you steal your lover's heart."
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
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