5 Tips For Men

[TehBorken]

Five tips for a man....
1. It is important that a woman helps out around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a woman makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a woman you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a woman that has hot sex with you, loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four women don't know each other.  

[Russ]

Sounds a bit like the toast for sundays on navy/merchant ships.

  <raise glass of port>

To our wives and to our girlfriends! <as people take a drink>

May they never meet.

[TehBorken]

My favorite toast:

"To lying, cheating, and stealing! When you lie, you lie to save a friend. When you cheat, you cheat death. And when you steal, you steal your lover's heart."