Remember those a**hole FAX-spammers that kept sending their worthless crap to my FAX machine?
Welll....my son has this electronic ray gun toy that makes a variety of
really annoying space shooting noises. And it's loud.
Guess where I'm going with this, lol.
We called the [span style="text-decoration: line-through;"]f*cking FAX-spammers[/span] nice folks at "CSI Insurance" and when they answered we fired the gun right into the phone while screaming "[span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 255); background-color: rgb(128, 255, 0);"]Ahhh! ROBOTS ARE ATTACKING US!!!" AHHH!! HELP US!!![/span]" at the top of our lungs. My son loved it, lol.
It turns out they don't cover "robot attacks". (We called several times and did this just to make sure.) I ask you- what kind of a crap-ass "insurance company" doesn't cover robot attacks?
I think we'll call them again a few more times
just to make sure that they really, truly
don't cover robot attacks.
NOTE:
Don't try this at home, kids. Unless like, you're like, bored or something. Then it would be okay. Tomorrow I think we'll call and see if they know how to get blood stains out of carpet. Really big blood stains.
