When was the last time you had pumpkin pie?
5 or 6 years ago
How do you feel about using a sex toy in a public washroom?
using it on some one or having it used on me ?
on me no thanks on some one else like you . my pleasure
When was the last time you had a steak?
one month ago beef
2 months ago pork
What other language can you speak?
does sign language count what about morse code or signals?
fluently ? none
limeted = cantonese
know a few phrases japanese italian spanish russian french
a word or two hebrew aka yiddish punjabi german
Are you a good driver?
dunno after my friend quit screaming he refused to teach me ever again
i still do not have my drivers licence
What is your wildest sexual fantasy?
to make out with asain twin redheads. must be over 18 and female from birth
all this while at 30,000 feet
my question. what ever happened to dixie cups, and why are water cups pointy so you cant put them down on a table?
dunno about that one im stumped.
My question, If it takes one man an hour to dig a hole, how long does it take 2 men to dig a half a hole?
forever they will talk about anything but doing the job at hand and procrastinate.
Here's my murder mystery for all to solve:
A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.
The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it and how did they know?
the maid in any english spoken country
if i remeber correctly some countreis still have mail delivery on sundays
What was the worst restaurant experience you ever had?
eating dinner at a resteraunt with my girlfriend to only realize i had forgotten my wallet at her place and had have her dad come to the rescue
Whats your dream vacation?
any caribean country with white sandy beaches . clear blue or green oceans . lots of near naked woman and tons of cold cheap beer.
1. A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere and no, he didn't miss and he wasn't Superman or any other caped crusader. How did he do this?
the safty was on of course.
2. You're at a candy shop. What will you buy?
blushes resses pieces and a dozen whatchamacallit bars
3. What would you buy for your g/f or b/f for your first year anniversary? If you don't have one, what would you buy
sadly i have none. but i would by a diamond pendant to match her earings i got for our sixth month
4. What did you have for lunch?
today mixed chinese dish currey beef on rice with green beans baby corn red peppers celerry onions
5. Do you prefer to be on top or bottom?
i prefer the bottom bunk thank you im not very good at climbing any more.
What era would most of your music collection come from?
60s? 70s? 80s? 90s? 00s? other?
seeing as to the fact i have a ecletic music tastes i have to answer all of them
favorite American musician?
american ? i have no idea. ...
1. What was the last big screen movie you saw in theatres?
christmas day ali... i fell asleep missed most of the movie
2. What does "romantic" mean to you?
candle lit dinner cooked by me.a stroll along the beach during sunset. whispering to each other (blushing)
3. What kind of car do you drive?
none. what kind would i dirve a buick park roayal of course
4. Have you ever had sex in public? And where?
upon the bridge going into kitsalno bye capilano river in capilano river john lawson park in dunderave west vancouver stanly park. mahon park north van . higlansds park . and more i just forget the names of most of them . behind brunswick lanes in west van in jr high in a school stairwell . behind the foot ball field by the creek...
5. Do you have any siblings? If so, how many brothers and sisters?
unknown... 1 adopted brother but we aint close nor do i consider him family...
1. favorite sport or activity to play (doesn't have to be a team sport).
to go fishing. snorkling or scuba diving.
2. Favorite sport to watch.
hockey i guess... i still ptrefer most freshwater fishing shows . yup im a citified red neck with that responce arnt i...
3. Most embarrassing thing done in front of significant others family.
having to call her dad to get my wallet to come bail us outa the resteraunt didnt i mention that one all ready
now my questions for you all
1.what was the most embarising thing to ever happen to you ?
2.have you ever gone car surfing before? (this is where you stand on the roof of the car while its driven down the street)
3. what is your favorite food? why is it your favorite food?
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