DV Complaint

Started by Dunno, Feb 26 06 09:23

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Dunno

From the "Complaint Generator" page.  Enjoy. :)
[/p]I have something important I need to tell you. I anticipate it will result in my receiving a barrage of angry e-mail from Discovervancouver accusing me of being myopic, but Discovervancouver's minions have cooperated closely with lascivious imbeciles on several projects. Before I begin, let me point out that Discovervancouver exhibits an air of superiority.

You realize, of course, that that's really just a defense mechanism to cover up its obvious inferiority. Discovervancouver once said that might makes right. Oh, please. I'm just glad I hadn't eaten dinner right before I heard it say that. Otherwise, I'd probably still be vomiting too hard to tell you that this is an exceptionally convincing illustration of the power wielded by Discovervancouver and of the destructive way in which it uses that power. The best example of this, culled from many, would have to be the time Discovervancouver tried to empty garbage pails full of the vilest slanders and defamations on the clean garments of honorable people.

Why does Discovervancouver want to promote group-think attitudes over individual insights? Because its "compromises" are a perfect example of overgeneralization and blatant tribalism. That's not the only reason, of course, but I'll get to the other reasons later.

The basal lie that underlies all of Discovervancouver's heinous machinations is that stinking, homicidal rotters should be fêted at wine-and-cheese fund-raisers. Translation: An open party with unlimited access to alcohol can't possibly outgrow the host's ability to manage the crowd. I doubt you need any help from me to identify the supreme idiocy of those views, but you should nevertheless be aware that what really irks me is that Discovervancouver has presented us with a Hobson's choice.

Either we let it create a factitious demand for its disorganized assertions or it'll perpetuate the nonsense known technically as the analytic/synthetic dichotomy. Nature is a wonderful teacher. For instance, the lesson that Nature teaches us from newly acephalous poultry is that you really don't need a brain to run around like a dang fool making a spectacle of yourself. Nature also teaches us that Discovervancouver has a natural talent for complaining. It can find any aspect of life and whine about it for hours upon hours.

On several occasions I have heard Discovervancouver state that it's inappropriate to teach children right from wrong. I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a comment. What I consider far more important, though, is that if Discovervancouver had lived the short, sickly, miserable life of a chattel serf in the ages "before technocracy" it wouldn't be so keen to deface property with racially and sexually derogatory epithets and offensive symbols.

Maybe it'd even begin to realize that it contends that its crusades are a breath of fresh air amid our modern culture's toxic cloud of chaos. Sounds rather meddlesome, doesn't it? Well, that's Discovervancouver for you. Where are the solid statistics that prove that Discovervancouver has mystical powers of divination and prophecy? I've never seen any. Yet, if you think that this is humorous or exaggerated, you're wrong. I myself am appalled by the vast generalizations in Discovervancouver's claim that clever one-liners are a valid substitute for actual thinking. There, my ranting is finished.


Funny!

[font style="font-family: Courier New; font-weight: bold;" size="7"]LOL![/font]

Obvious

I couldn't have said it better myself.

Dunno

And one for Discoverseattle, just to be fair. :)

I may be risking my life by telling you this, but Discoverseattle's indifference only adds to the problem. It may help if I begin my discussion by relating an innocuous story in order to illustrate my point: A few days ago I was arguing with an uneducated merciless-type who was insisting that we have no reason to be fearful about the criminally violent trends in our society today and over the past ten to fifteen years.

I tried to convince this prurient, satanic schemer that Discoverseattle possesses no significant intellectual skills whatsoever and has no interest in erudition. Heck, it can't even spell or define "erudition", much less achieve it. Now that I think about it, Discoverseattle has a knack for convincing prissy carpers that cultural tradition has never contributed a single thing to the advancement of knowledge or understanding.

That's called marketing. The underlying trick is to use sesquipedalian terms like "anthropomorphologically" and "photochronographical" to keep its sales pitch from sounding short-sighted. That's why you really have to look hard to see that an armed revolt against Discoverseattle is morally justified. However, I assert that it is not yet strategically justified.

At the risk of shocking you further, I shall point out that if Discoverseattle is victorious in its quest to identify political and religious groups that are its political enemies and re-label them as "venal monomaniacs" in order to justify operations against them, then its crown will be the funeral wreath of humanity. Discoverseattle has for a long time been arguing that free speech is wonderful as long as you're not bashing it and the ostentatious scallawags in its army of pusillanimous bullies.

Had it instead been arguing that careerism, in this case, is a tactic tied to a broader strategy of granting it the ability to introduce changes without testing them first, I might cede it its point. As it stands, the leap of faith required to bridge the logical gap in Discoverseattle's arguments is simply too terrifying for me to contemplate. What I do often contemplate, however, is how it will probably never understand why it scares me so much. And Discoverseattle does scare me: Its op-ed pieces are scary, its revenge fantasies are scary, and most of all, its favorite tactic is known as "deceiving with the truth".

The idea behind this tactic is that Discoverseattle wins our trust by revealing the truth but leaving some of it out. This makes us less likely to convince the government to clamp down hard on its excuses. Quite frankly, I've heard Discoverseattle say that it is the way, the truth, and the light. Was that just a slip of the lip or is Discoverseattle secretly trying to drive us into a state of apoplexy? Please do not stop reading here, presuming that the answer is apparent and that no further knowledge is needed.

Such is truly not the case. In fact, I'd bet no one ever told you that Discoverseattle's mind has limited horizons. It is confined to the immediate and simplistic, with the inevitable consequence that everything is made banal and basic and is then leveled down until it is deprived of all spiritual life.

Since Discoverseattle claims to know more than the rest of us, I'm sure it's aware that when it hears anyone say that it is hardly surprising that the idea of letting it control, manipulate, and harm other people is, in itself, vicious, its answer is to expand, augment, and intensify the size and intrusiveness of its gestapo. That's similar to taking a few drunken swings at a beehive: it just makes me want even more to open students' eyes, minds, hearts, and souls to the world around them.

I have two words to say about Discoverseattle's exegeses: ignominious poppycock. I enjoy the great diversity of humankind, in our food, our dress, our music, our literature, and our forms of spiritual expression.

What I don't enjoy are Discoverseattle's hostile wisecracks which replace the search for truth with a situationist relativism based on abhorrent vandalism. To conclude, talking about Discoverseattle in the highly charged vortex of extremism is always burdened with agitation and diversion.

anon

that is just too damn funny!!!!!!!

49er

huh?????????????[/DIV]someone translate in plain English, please

P.C.

Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

kingy

49er wrote:
huh?????????????[/DIV]someone translate in plain English, please[/DIV]
i think it means blah, blah, blah
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kitten

What a wonderful display of polysyllabic verbiage!  It resembles travelling around the world to reach your next-door neighbour.  However, I still don't agree with the premise.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

polyglot

chuckles is as chuckles does...

TehBorken

49er wrote:
[div style="font-style: italic;"]huh?????????????[/div][div style="font-style: italic;"]someone translate in plain English, please[/div]
It sounds like my old social studies teacher on LSD. I think it's just some oddball randomized text.


"The basal lie that underlies all of Discovervancouver's heinousmachinations is that stinking, homicidal rotters should be fêted atwine-and-cheese fund-raisers."

Damn, they're on to us!
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