Tell me if this doesn't smell of BS...

[Brainburger]

My eye fell on an old issue of the French popular science kind of magazine "Science & Vie" and there was a big title on it saying "Time doesn't exist" with beneath a subtitle "Scientists succeeded in stopping time".

Do you see anything funny there ?

[kitten]

You're saying that if time doesn't exist it can't be stopped?  Odd concept.

[Brainburger]

What's this now ? All of a sudden the smell has gotten stronger...
Unbearable.