How much are you worth?

[kitten]

If you don't improve your value, you won't have a reputation to live up to.

[Gopher]

Far better than having one to live down to (as you well know).

[kitten]

What are you implying?  I had a fairly low score for a lifetime.  Obviously I wasn't trying hard enough.

[Gopher]

I imply nothing at all. However, if the cap fits, wear it!

[kitten]

The cap stays in storage.  I admit nothing.  Nothing, I tell you!

[Gopher]

Not even KayCee when he miaows to come in?

[kitten]

Okay, I'll admit him.  But nothing else!  I'm as pure as the driven snow used to be before it got so polluted.

[Gopher]

Ah, a veritable angel.

[kitten]

Wingless, but still.............

[Gopher]

Of course, I'm pretty certain they don't have wings anyway.

[kitten]

They must have, or they would fall through the clouds.  Either that, or they have developed anti-gravity machines.

[jay]

$380???  that just sounds bad.  Maybe I forgot to carry the 2.  But I used to be a bad, bad person.  

[Gopher]

Care to tell us what changed you?

[jay]

I unwittingly discovered the value of thinking of others.  Alas, my life has not been the same since.  

[purelife]

BUMP!

  Now that it has been a year and a half, there must've been more activity in your life.  Has your last worth changed?  And, if you haven't taken part in this, how much are you?  Here's a recap of the costs:

   [FONT face=Arial]Smoked pot-- $10
Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night [/FONT][FONT face=Arial size=3]before-- $20
Went skinny dipping-- $5
Had sex in a pool-- $20
[/FONT][FONT face=Arial size=3]Kissed someone of the same sex-- $10
Had sex with someone of the [/FONT][FONT face=Arial size=3]same sex $20
Cheated on your g/f or b/f -- $10
Cheated on your g/f o[/FONT][FONT face=Arial size=3]r b/f with their > relative or close friend--$20
Done oral-- $5
[/FONT][FONT face=Arial size=3]Got oral-- $5 Done / got oral in a car, while it was moving --$25
[/FONT][FONT face=Arial size=3]Prank called the cops-- $5
Stole something-- $10
Stole something [/FONT][FONT face=Arial size=3]worth over more than a hundred dollars-$20
[/FONT][FONT face=Arial size=3]Had sex with someone 10 years older-- $20
Had sex with someone [/FONT][FONT face=Arial size=3]under 21 and you are over 27 --$25
Cried yourself to sleep-- $5
[/FONT][FONT face=Arial size=3]Cried during sex--$20
Been in love-- $25
Been in love with two ppl [/FONT][FONT face=Arial size=3]or more at the same time-$50
Said you love someone but didn't mean [/FONT][FONT face=Arial size=3]it--$25
Went streaking-- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight [/FONT][FONT face=Arial size=3]--$15
[/FONT][FONT face=Arial size=3]Been arrested-- $5
Spent time in jail --$15
Peed in the pool-- [/FONT][FONT face=Arial size=3]$0.50
Played spin the [/FONT][FONT face=Arial size=3]bottle-- $5
Done something you regret-- $20
Had a crush on your [/FONT][FONT face=Arial size=3]best friend--$5
Had sex with your best friend --$20
Had a crush on [/FONT][FONT face=Arial size=3]someone at work --$5
Had sex with someone you work with at work [/FONT][FONT face=Arial][FONT size=3]--$25
Lied to your mate --$5
Lied to your mate about the sex being [/FONT][FONT size=3]good[/FONT][FONT size=3]--$25[/FONT][/FONT]