One side is for your face....

Started by TehBorken, Sep 10 06 05:06

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TehBorken

I didn't realize this was such a serious problem.  From [a href="http://www.paramountzone.com/arsefacesoap.htm"]http://www.paramountzone.com/arsefacesoap.htm[/a]



"The morning shower is a complicated discipline. Sometimes you need a helping hand in pinpointing just where to lather up next. Our Arse/Face Soap will introduce some much needed hygiene into the mornings ablutions, telling you in no uncertain terms exactly where to stick the soap next.

 Now even the most non-morning of people should be able to suss this one out. No matter where you usually wash first, this soap will fit neatly into your cleansing routine and keep each side of the soap separate.

Those years of washing your face with the same side of the soap that's been responsible for lathering up your behind are over. Our Arse/Face Soap is lightly perfumed and comes in a pack of two. Its striking black and white colour scheme means it's easy to keep tabs on while in the bath.

After all, you wouldn't want the 'Face' side accidentally coming into contact  with your, ahem, other side, would you?"
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Lise

Y'know.....those colors could be interpreted as racist colors. Why should white color be the one for your face and the brown for arse?
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Gopher

A fool's paradise is better than none.