Classy Redneck Wedding Announcement

Started by TehBorken, Sep 04 06 06:00

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TehBorken

 Ah, that's just a classy choice of t-shirt for the engagement photo. She also looks kinda young for marriage, eh?


 
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

kitten

Can't wait for the wedding photos!
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Gopher

Maybe he'll have thrown a stick by then!
A fool's paradise is better than none.

kitten

He throws the stick to the end of the aisle and she fetches it and returns it to him at the altar.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Gopher

Even before she's promised to obey?
A fool's paradise is better than none.

kitten

Fetching the stick will constitute obedience.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Gopher

Ah,  I see, this is the integral part of the wedding ritual.
A fool's paradise is better than none.

jeffbc

The wedding was scheduled for Dec. 2004, so they have probably made themselves parents by now, providing their children with dad/uncle and mom/aunt role models as is the tradition in that part of the country.
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kingy

"Family and friends are encouraged to attend"

  for some reason, i found this line to be kinda funny. i guess instead of sending out invitations, they just make an announcement via a newspaper article and hope for the best.
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P.C.

It sounds almost like a threat....lol
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kitten

Maybe they need someone to carry the shotgun.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.