Does anyone remember an ad a few years back for some sort of electric techno-flossing-device with this woman complaining about using regular floss, and how the new gizmo eliminated "all that hard work"?
Nothing should shock anymore on the subject of laziness in our culture -- after all, people are willing to take a medication that makes you leak oil from your... um, non-sunshiney places, rather than just EXERCISE or eat smaller portions.
A co-worker of my best friend says that his wife took that stuff for a while and that she ruined a few pieces of upholstered furniture by sitting on them and leaving big oil stains. (Yes, clothed!) Terrifying. There are also electric handles for lollipops that spin them in your mouth so you don't have to lick.