Motorized ice-cream cone for the lazy-tongued

[Mike]

[h3]         Motorized ice-cream cone for the lazy-tongued        [/h3]        [img]vny!://craphound.com/images/electricicecreamcone.jpg" align="left" height="185" width="134"]

These $10 motorized ice-cream cones are just the thing for those of us with very, very lazy tongues. As the bumpf sez, "No more licking around the edges of a drippy cone." Whew. The nightmare is over.  [a href="vny!://www.shopatron.com/product/product_id=HGW10450/208.0"]Link[/a]

[Lisa Maree]

Yeah but then you don't get to eat the yummy cone!

[P.C.]

Well isn't that the bees knees.  I was just saying to myself the other day....'You know I never eat ice cream cones anymore.  And I know why.  It's because it's a lot of work doing all that licking.  I think it about time somebody DID something about it'[/DIV][img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/e088.gif" border=0]  

[primefactor]

Does anyone remember an ad a few years back for some sort of electric techno-flossing-device with this woman complaining about using regular floss, and how the new gizmo eliminated "all that hard work"?

Nothing should shock anymore on the subject of laziness in our culture -- after all, people are willing to take a medication that makes you leak oil from your... um, non-sunshiney places, rather than just EXERCISE or eat smaller portions.

A co-worker of my best friend says that his wife took that stuff for a while and that she ruined a few pieces of upholstered furniture by sitting on them and leaving big oil stains. (Yes, clothed!) Terrifying.  There are also electric handles for lollipops that spin them in your mouth so you don't have to lick.

[kingy]

it is almost as good as the vacuum that cuts hair...

[Lise]

I'll tell you now that those techno-flossing gadgets DO NOT work. Stupid scam... amongst other crap the suppliers try to tell you these days.

[TehBorken]

P.C. wrote:
Well isn't that the bees knees.  I was just saying to myself the other day....'You know I never eat ice cream cones anymore.  And I know why.  It's because it's a lot of work doing all that licking.  I think it about time somebody DID something about it'

Yes, Science Marches On! lol, I can't understand how I lived without this thing before.

(And I think I really ought to get some credit for not taking that "it's a lot of work doing all that licking" comment and running with it. )

[Lise]

TehBorken - Do you by any chance come motorized??

[Lisa Maree]

kingy wrote:
it is almost as good as the vacuum that cuts hair...

 
The Flowbee!  It sucks while it cuts![/DIV]

[TehBorken]

Lise wrote:
[div style="font-style: italic;"]TehBorken - Do you by any chance come motorized??[/div]
As per the [a href="vny!://discoverseattle.net/w3c/tos.php"]TOS[/a], "Motorized Options: Motorized versions of the Administrator are available for a small additional charge."  It's right under the Sweet-Talking provision.

[purelife]

 You guys are funny!  

[Lise]

Oooooooohhhhhh...... now someone fetch me a bucket while I drool.

[P.C.]

TehBorken:[/DIV](And I think I really ought to get some credit for [SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"]not [/SPAN]taking that "[SPAN style="FONT-STYLE: italic"]it's a lot of work doing all that licking[/SPAN]" comment and running with it. )


I'll give you 10 credits TehBorken.  I was only going to give you 9, but that  innocent little face put it over the top.[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/engel/d025.gif[/img]

[TehBorken]

P.C. wrote: [div style="font-style: italic;"]I'll give you 10 credits TehBorken.  I was only going to give you 9, but that  innocent little face put it over the top.[img style="cursor: pointer;" onclick="url(this.src);" src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/engel/d025.gif[/img][/div]
Dang. Yeah the 'innocent' thing was a little too much to swallow.  lol