I AM FULFORD
(with apologies to Helen Reddy. Sorry Helen.)
[FONT face=Arial size=2]I am Fulford, hear me kvetch[/FONT]
[FONT face=Arial size=2]I'm your quintessential ink-stained wretch;[/FONT]
[FONT face=Arial size=2]And I run my mouth on forums far and wide.[/FONT]
[FONT face=Arial size=2]But those meanies on DV[/FONT]
[FONT face=Arial size=2]Have made such a fool of me[/FONT]
[FONT face=Arial size=2]That I must strive to salve my overweening pride.[/FONT]
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[FONT face=Arial size=2]CHORUS:[/FONT]
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[FONT face=Arial size=2]Oh yes I am trite[/FONT]
[FONT face=Arial size=2]But everything will be alright[/FONT]
[FONT face=Arial size=2]Oh yes, I'm a bore,[/FONT]
[FONT face=Arial size=2]And you've heard it all before.[/FONT]
[FONT face=Arial size=2]Don't cross me; I might do anything![/FONT]
[FONT face=Arial size=2]I am trite (trite)[/FONT]
[FONT face=Arial size=2]I am incorrigible (incorrigible)[/FONT]
[FONT face=Arial size=2]I am Fulford[/FONT]
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[FONT face=Arial size=2]My posts serve to promote me,[/FONT]
[FONT face=Arial size=2]But don't you dare misquote me,[/FONT]
[FONT face=Arial size=2]You might wind up in my next satiric work![/FONT]
[FONT face=Arial size=2]Why don't these lazy mods[/FONT]
[FONT face=Arial size=2]wise up and do their jobs[/FONT]
[FONT face=Arial size=2]Like deleting all these handle-jacking jerks![/FONT]
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[FONT face=Arial size=2](CHORUS) oh yes, etc.[/FONT]
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[FONT face=Arial size=2]Hasta la vista, I'll be back,[/FONT]
[FONT face=Arial size=2]( as a sitcom-writing hack[/FONT]
[FONT face=Arial size=2]I've got no end of bigger fish to fry)[/FONT]
[FONT face=Arial size=2]I've put you in your places,[/FONT]
[FONT face=Arial size=2]you handlejacking racists, Now I'm off to sic my lawyers on you guys![/FONT]
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[FONT face=Arial size=2]...I am pissed....[/FONT]
[FONT face=Arial size=2]I am insuff'rable...[/FONT]
[FONT face=Arial size=2]etc[/FONT]
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