An old friend of mine (now no longer with us) met this cool girl, and for their first date took her to a bar. Which needn't have been too bad except that after telling him what she wanted to drink, and going to the washroom, she came back to find the waiter taking the drinks away. She'd been gone 5 minutes. Seems my friend got into a fight in the interim. When she asked what happened, he pointed to a guy and said, "That F***** A* over there..."... and the fight was on again So the cops come and throw my friend in jail, which was fine, since the whole thing was undoubtedly his fault. Naturally, after he got out of jail, they moved in together.
She had more bad date stories. A guy takes her to the track (great horse-player he), but doesn't really know how to bet. He goes and gets himself a sandwich, & asks her if she wants a bite!
She goes on a double, a Sunday afternoon, what could go wrong? Her date, and the other guy's date drift off somewhere, and eventually this guy comes on to her. She's like, what're you talkin' about, my date's right here.....somewhere...." The guy says, "come & take a look." The other two are getting it on. She totally freaks out (she's a bit of an innocent, but this is too freaky for anybody, especially without prior notice. So she flips out, and the other three are trying to calm her down. Her impression at this point was that they seemed to think she was spoiling their day.
She had a pile of stories, like the one where she ends up in jail (no fault of her own, she was a true innocent), but I would get tired from typing them all out. My friend was not pleased that we got into all these bad date stories, maybe because it was his behaviour that inspired the topic. He was a nice guy, but a little crazy .
