Paris Hilton: 'Who's Tony Blair?'

[Gopher]

I take it you mean Paris, Texas?

[kitten]

I think there's one in Kentucky as well, but I'm not sure.  I was referring to the one in France, though.  More bright lights and people to wave at.

[Gopher]

And more intelligent people to ignore her, too.

Just dawned on me, if ever it was decided to make a musical of the Trojan War, do you think Helen would sing "The last time I saw Paris"?  

[kitten]

Let us hope so.  Remember, they embraced Jerry Lewis, so one never knows.

[Gopher]

They ignored me.

[kitten]

Perhaps they did you a favour.

[Gopher]

Maybe so, although I like garlic, I'm not too keen on it on the breath of others.

[kitten]

I tend to avoid garlic.  Otherwise I will become one of the others.

[Gopher]

How clever of you to bring us back to the original subject.