(I took the liberty of modifying this because the text was just too damn [font style="font-weight: bold;" size="1"]small[/font].)
A selection of actual headlines from the Cheney-Whittington shooting
incident.
Shoots, Hides and Leaves
-- Washington Post
Arms-bearing Americans are rarely wrong -- Telegraph, U.K.
Guns don't shoot people: Vice Presidents shoot people -- Capitol Hill
Blue
Real Men Don't Hide Behind Scott McClellan
-- Yahoo! News
Shooting pains
-- Globe and Mail, Canada
Pundits bird-dog vice president
-- Detroit News
Hit me with your best (buck) shot
-- Houston Chronicle
Cheney Gets His Gun
-- Yahoo! News
Ready, Aim, Misfire
-- San Francisco Chronicle
Orange you glad Cheney's not here?
-- Chicago Tribune
Cheney not licensed to shoot birds (or friends) -- Australian
Analysis: Cheney's little shot not a big deal among mishaps -- Buckeye
Firearms Association
Cheney Bags a Lawyer
-- The Herald
Cheney can't hide from smoking gun
-- Virginia Pilot
See Dick. Run!
-- The Smoking Gun
Loose Cannon
-- Washington Post
