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tenkani

#135
Feb 24 06 03:57
Lise um...are those things used?? Ew...
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Lise

#136
Feb 24 06 03:57


Purelife, you're just too sexy for your own good.

CEO calls! I gotta run. Take care and have a great weekend, you lot.  
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Lise

#137
Feb 24 06 03:58
Before I leave, tenkani...... for you, second time's the charm.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

wired al

#138
Feb 24 06 03:58
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purelife

#139
Feb 24 06 03:58
Hmmm...both Lise and I get a smite....IAMSAYIN MUST BE ON!  :P Bleh!

wired al

#140
Feb 24 06 03:59
What have I done??!!!

purelife

#141
Feb 24 06 04:03
Hey weird al, if you were to register, you would have that opportunity to delete or modify your post.

tenkani

#142
Feb 24 06 04:05
Welcome, Wired Al.[/DIV][FONT color=#ff7f00]Please tell us about you [/FONT]    
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

TehBorken

#143
Feb 24 06 04:06
One for the condom collection......
[img]http://images.ibsys.com/2005/1202/5451064.jpg" id="image5451064" border="0" height="300" width="400"][div class="slideshowtext"][span class="medium"]BUENOSAIRES, Argentina -- The traditional obelisk in downtown Buenos Aires,Argentina, is covered with a giant condom, Thursday, Dec. 1, 2005 tomark this year's World AIDS Day with campaigns for HIV/AIDS prevention.(12/02/05 AP photo)[/span][/div]
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

weird al.

#144
Feb 24 06 04:07
Yeah I should.  I should have previewed it first anyway just on general principles. Sorry about that folks!  

tenkani

#145
Feb 24 06 04:09
Purelife, how does this rub you?

and
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

TehBorken

#146
Feb 24 06 04:11
wired al wrote:
[div style="font-style: italic;"]What have I done??!!![/div]
You pasted HTML in, which won't work. Highlight what you want, copy it, then paste it in.
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

purelife

#147
Feb 24 06 04:13
tenkani wrote:
Purelife, how does this rub you?

and[/DIV]
Make sure to do it nice and slow.... ;)

purelife

#148
Feb 24 06 04:14
Be gentle with me.  I'm still under 30. ;)

TehBorken

#149
Feb 24 06 04:24
A headline I simply could NOT pass up:

'Jurassic beaver' found in China

The discovery of a fossil beaver that lived whenthe dinosaurs ruled the Earth could challenge some currently accepted ideas on mammal evolution.

It must be all this horny talk that made it jump off the page at me. Honest!


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4748058.stm
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
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