I frequently get these utterly worthless "link exchange" invites. The way it works is that Joe Shitbag places a link to one of my sites on a huge "link farm" that doesn't get traffic and has no reason for being except to collect more worthless links. They start off by telling me that they've "already placed my link" and would I do the same in return.
So they put my link on some shitty link-farm, but they want
their link on my main front page. Gee, that sounds fair.....they
bury my link in Upper Mongolia while I'm supposed to give them a valuable, high-visibility link on one of my main pages. So, I screw with these clowns, as I am notoriously likely to do. Mwuhahahah.
Here's one guy that
just doesn't get it....AT ALL! hahahahah! I've put "removed by me" so his link won't appear here...but you'll get the idea.
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His opening email to me: Dear Fellow Webmaster,
I am inviting you for a 3 way link exchange with my site. In good faith, I have already placed your link at
vny!://www.businessworlddirectory.com/Media-Entertainment/Entertainment.htm
May i request you to consider linking to us and invite you to our site:
URL : vny!://www.(removed by me).com
Title : Game Forums
If you'd like to discuss this further, please feel free to contact us at :
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My first reply:To: BWD
Subject: Re: Triangular Link Exchange Request
Done! I placed your link at:
vny!://www.shitty-worthless-sites.com/useless/spam/maggots/page462.html[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"]
His reply: > > Hello,
> >
> > Thanks for your link. But i could not find my link
> > as your mentioned site is not opening
> >
> > Please give me the exact path.
> > Thanks!
> > Bwd
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Golly, I must have made a mistake, huh? So.....here's my second reply:> Subject: Re: Triangular Link Exchange Request -
> Reminder
>
> Hmmm, it was there a second ago. We put it on this
> one, please try it now:
>
vny!://www.ignorant-bozo.com/without/a/clue/dumbass/page6.htm>
> Let me know if you can't see it.
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His second reply: > Hello,
>
> Are you kiding with me? This site is not opening too.........
> If you are not interested in link exchange,let me
> know.
> Bwd.
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My final reply (lol): > Damn!!! Okay, one last attempt. Try this one:
>
> vny!://www.im-not-interested.com/in/your/link/exchange/page42.htm> Have a nice day!
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Okay, so I'm easily amused. lol
