Things that your parents have said that doesn't make sense

Started by purelife, Jul 27 06 03:24

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Lil Me

#75
Jan 29 09 10:11
OMG are you my dead grandfather?  
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

P.C.

#77
Jan 29 09 10:43
If you leave uneaten rice in your bowl, you will have a spotty complexion.


omg....that's a classic.  I'll try not to LOL.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

purelife

#78
Jan 30 09 08:08
My mom used to say "Those who go to the bathroom (#2) right after a meal means that that person spends a lot of money."

  WTH???

purelife

#80
Jan 30 09 10:21
Do you want to hear what the opposite is?  

  My parents never said this to me but I've heard...  (just hi-light the text below)

[FONT color=#fdeee0]Those with a tight a** saves money.[/FONT]

purelife

#82
Jan 30 09 10:29
I knew you'd like that one, Michel.  
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