The illustration with the girl rubbing the paws against her face reminds me of those catalogues for seniors that have pictures of middle-aged women giving themselves a "relaxing neck massage" with the... er, battery operated marital aids. They always have some sort of line about the "quiet and discrete" massager "soothing that stress away." Didn't that used to be touted as a cure for female "hysteria" back in Ye Olden Days?