Religious nuts ecstatic over Middle East turmoil

Started by TehBorken, Jul 20 06 05:50

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TehBorken

All I can say is that these people are f*cking nutcases.

[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"] [h3]Religious nuts ecstatic over Middle East turmoil         [/h3] Harper's has posted messages from the Rapture Ready/End Times chat bulletin board. These folks are as happy as can be that Israel and Hezbollah are fighting because that means they're one step closer to the Rapture. [blockquote]Got that dancing feeling on the inside of me.  * * *  [/p]This is the busiest I've ever seen this website in a few years! I have been having rapture dreams and I can't believe that this is really it! We are on the edge of eternity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/p]* * *  [/p]Whoa! I can sure feel the glory bumps after reading this thread!  [/p]* * *  [/p]I too am soooo excited!! I get goose bumps, literally, when I watch what's going on in the M.E.!! And Watcherboy, you were so right when saying it was quite a day yesterday, in the world news, and I add in local news here in the Boston area!! Tunnel ceiling collapsed on a car and killed a woman of faith, and we had the most terrifying storms I have ever seen here!! But, yes, oh happy day, like in your screen name , it is most indeed a time to be happy and excited, right there with ya!![/p][/blockquote]  [a href="http://harpers.org/rapture-ready-20060718001.html"]Link[/a]  
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

kitten

If those nutcases are so anxious to get to heaven at the earliest possible time, why don't they just put plastic bags over their heads and get going?  Why are they so anxious to see the rest of us go with them?  Are they planning to do a head count at the Pearly Gates to see who made it and who didn't?
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Sportsdude

Because they have no hope to begin with so the people look for answers and boom they go to the crazy guy down the street.

  Its a mix of nazism when they blamed everything on the jews and a mix of medival christianity where the church ruled everything and scared the crap out of you if you said for instance the world was round. Wait the church still does that, oops my bad.

Religion especially the Roman Catholic faith is comical.

First they have an old guy telling you how to live your life.

If you birth rates are low he'll complain and say its the devil. And this is coming from a guy who took a vow of celebacy. If he so worried about birth populations why doesn't he start knocking up the nuns. (I doubt he'd know what to do anyway)

And overall a day in the church is like a year

A year is like a decade

A decade is like a century

Time really does stand still, just go to Vatacan City. Where they haven't gotten to the 19th century yet because woman sufferage doesn't exist to them.
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lise

Nuke these jerks. Great - just what the world needs. *sigh*
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Sportsdude

Everytime these idiots shoot off there mouth the more and more main line normal religious folk like myself drift further and further away from religion all together. I've been on this path for 2 years now. Tired of the constant crap. Even if it doesn't affect my church it affects how I'm viewed by the world. I'm not a sheep.  The more and more people say crazy things in the name of God the more I'm becoming agnostic.  I don't care anymore.  These idiots have basically created me.

  I wouldn't be the person I am today if I didn't go to hell and back because of these fools. Everytime I see religion mixing with politics here (which happens either every week with some kind of reminder of the pro-life movement) or every 2 years where politicians don't run on anything but abortion and win easily yet they do nothing in congress except evoc the name of Jesus the more they push me further left.

  In the span of 8 years I've gone from a super moderate republican (don't ask I was confused) to a centrist to a democrat, to a 'midwest liberal' (aka a B. Clinton type) to a west coast liberal then I really went off the deep end according to the conservative media. I became a quasi socialist. Now I adhere to social democracy longing for change in this country. I found my conscience when I went over to the 'other side'.  If I say what I am in public I'd be branded a communist. Even though Bush's buddy is a social democrat (well not really 'new labour' is like the 'new conservative').  Its going to stop at social democracy for me because I don't believe in facism or ultra nationalism so I'm not the next Hugo, don't worry.

  But my little journey was a reaction towards the hard line conservative movement in my state. I who I am because of what I've been through.  Couldn't be happier I came out of the desert after 40 days and 40 nights a new person.

      Edit: My Uncle would go crazy (probly ban me from the farm or never talk to my mother again) if I said I believed in this:

[A href="http://www.socialistinternational.org/4Principles/dofpeng2.html"]http://www.socialistinternational.org/4Principles/dofpeng2.html[/A]

  I'm not ready to say that just yet. When I get my credibility back SD is going cause a earthquake in S. Illinois.  Not ready to disown my family just yet. Because if I said I believe in a democratic form of socialism they'd never would want to speak to me again.  To bad.  They'd have a hissy fit anyway if I said what I truely said about them, (they're basically fraud's living a giant lie).  I'll show them. Nobody believes me and thats just the way I like it. Oh he's talking hot air again. Laugh all you want idiots, make fun of me because I'm differnt and apparently never will amount to anything because guess what, I am fools and you are going to regret everything you ever said about me. Its on, I will not let you win....
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

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 TehBorken wrote:
All I can say is that these people are f*cking nutcases.

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 [H3]Religious nuts ecstatic over Middle East turmoil         [/H3]Harper's has posted messages from the Rapture Ready/End Times chat bulletin board. These folks are as happy as can be that Israel and Hezbollah are fighting because that means they're one step closer to the Rapture.  [BLOCKQUOTE]Got that dancing feeling on the inside of me.   * * *  

 This is the busiest I've ever seen this website in a few years! I have been having rapture dreams and I can't believe that this is really it! We are on the edge of eternity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 * * *  

 Whoa! I can sure feel the glory bumps after reading this thread!  

 * * *  

 I too am soooo excited!! I get goose bumps, literally, when I watch what's going on in the M.E.!! And Watcherboy, you were so right when saying it was quite a day yesterday, in the world news, and I add in local news here in the Boston area!! Tunnel ceiling collapsed on a car and killed a woman of faith, and we had the most terrifying storms I have ever seen here!! But, yes, oh happy day, like in your screen name , it is most indeed a time to be happy and excited, right there with ya!!

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